@timsmithrx

#pharmacist. smith by name, concrete walrus by nature. hanging out in the Canadian arctic. love is all. (he/him)

 Hay River, NT
Joined July 2015
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Smith by name, Concrete Walrus by nature. Don't ask. – at Cambridge Bay, Nunavut
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Adam Clery@AdamCleryOct 25
This will be the third time I have done a 'Why Man United Have Sacked Their Manager' video and I have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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Replying to @stehoare
@stehoare
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I must say, it was difficult hearing the hurt in Gary Neville's voice at the end of that game, so I turned up the volume on the TV and could hear it much better.
Manchester United
@ManUtdOct 25
Bournemouth score a third through Evanilson.
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Adam Aaronson
@aaaronsonOct 24
Pronouncing thecocacolaco as Theco Caco Laco
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Sam@samanthacp_Oct 25
david eby is patrik stefan
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Marlon
@drmarlonperaltaOct 23
I used to think logging food all day was tedious as hell, but I realized something. I was doing it BACKWARDS. Log tomorrow's food tonight. Then eat what you logged. (10 minutes, and the daily food negotiations are done)
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Bryan@MetalpanthersOct 23
Demanding a trade out of Winnipeg just to end up in Newark, New Jersey is like curing cancer just to catch tuberculosis
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David Brand@DavidFBrandOct 22
Naming my Mets fan son Wade Tilnextyear
Complex Sports
@ComplexSportsOct 22
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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Leon Draisaitl is on pace to finish with 84 points less than Connor McDavid this year. Leon Draisaitl is also on pace for 176 points this year. Absolute madness.
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Hayden
@the_transit_guyOct 23
Me pretending I am at European cafe in the suburbs:
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Sam Krapf
@sam_gzstrengthOct 21
Humans should fear a slow erosion of physical capacity with time and stave that off by absolutely horsecocking heavy barbells on a regular basis
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Palindromic scoreboard – at Tutbury, England
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Raligord@raligordOct 20
What is football without passion?

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have y’all ever seen a normal orange cat? because i genuinely don’t think they exist.
Antidepressant Content
@depressionlesssApr 22
Couldn't find my newly adopted black cat anywhere... then I saw this 😂
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I couldnt win faceoffs
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Colin Fast@policyfrogOct 18
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A very tense moment. 👀🦛
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All it took was £451.3m spent this summer, three unbelievably fortunate refereeing decisions, and a foundation built off two decades of financial doping. Bravo 👏
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 17
7️⃣ Enzo Maresca, the first manager in the Premier League history to win all his first 7 games in charge.
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Sam Krapf
@sam_gzstrengthOct 16
If you gain a bunch of body weight to get strong on the barbell lifts, you are just a fat powerlifter with useless strength, and a 125lb girl purple belt would kick your ass If you take drugs, you are cheating and are only jacked and strong from juice and peptides If you stay natty, you don't look like you lift when in real clothes and you should be embarrassed If you are a marathon runner, sprinters have better more aesthetic bodies than you If you are a hybrid athlete, you aren't very fast and aren't very strong Just remember, you can't win no matter what you do on the internet. So just do what makes you happy
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