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Tim Pumpkinholz

@timunken

Formerly @Buzzfeed. Currently playing Death Stranding 2

 Queens, NY
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Joined March 2011
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let's open this motherfucking pit
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wait is bobo the bear in the band too?
John Stamos and the California Sound - "Tougher" (@carlthepassions) profile pictureJohn Stamos and the California Sound - "Tougher"@carlthepassions17h
THE BEACH BOYS ARE OFFICIALLY NO MORE, MIKE HAS LEFT THE BAND OFFICIALLY 😭 Their new name is John Stamos and the California Sound
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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fall vibes = activated
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priscilla page@BBW_BFFOct 25
too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy
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Haydn, 🇵🇸@bilbosfootcombOct 25
You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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feel like he's a bit less deceptive holding up that sign like that
N (@nthr0x) profile pictureN@nthr0xOct 25
Replying to @dontsippy
@dontsippy
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mhud@mhudggOct 23
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@goddammitsarahOct 23
it's literally in the title
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@DiscussingFilmJul 8
Timothée Chalamet says the message of ‘DUNE: PART 3’ is to beware of charismatic leaders. “Frank Herbert wrote Messiah as he wanted to warn the world what can happen when people blindly follow leaders. Even the good can be corrupted.”
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 23
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Meg Turner@furnacewoodsOct 22
What I look like trying to order a drink at the bar
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wait...
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@nicotinearchiveOct 21
Jeremy Irons at Heathrow Airport in London (1991)
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33 years ago today, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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Bepsi@BepsiKolerOct 21
Gm!
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fox ♥️@heated_rivoliOct 20
if the hardcore band’s bassist looks like this you are about to die in that pit
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Criminalsimpsons
@CriminalsimpsonOct 21
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ghostly gwen howerton@kissphoriaOct 19
i saw sebulba in midtown houston on saturday night he was honestly a really nice guy, he was buying everyone shots. i think he just puts on his persona for the boonta eve classic and i get it.
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Erling Haaland
@ErlingOct 18
Gracias #JulianAlvarez @enzofe17 @gerorulli for introducing this lovely drink 🧉
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Love this extremely anti-social bar by me that's rebranded 3 times since I've lived here. "We have our curtains constantly shut because we have great contempt for the community. There's a lot of types of people we don't want in here. Welcome!!!!!"
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Kakashi@KakashiAuraOct 16
how it feels to see someone employed
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaOct 16
Domestic horse meeting a Przewalski’s horse, it’s the last truly wild horse species on Earth
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so elon gets all this praise and investments yet when i flip a car i get a misdemeanor and i have to go to DUI class for 7 weeks?
Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) profile pictureChief Nerd
@TheChiefNerdOct 16
The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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