Girlfriend got mad because she wanted to go to a restaurant where they prepare food in front of you so I took her to subway 🫡😂🫣
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire!
Dad: Can't you call your husband?
Daughter: I tried, he didn't answer.
Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He didn't answer either.😂🫣🫡
It was 10 years ago today my best mate James came running out of the room shouting, "It's a boy!" with tears streaming down his face.
We never went back to Thailand.😂🫣🫡












