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It鈥檚 weird that I went to the store one day, picked out a carnivore that I liked and brought it home.
pic attached is the carnivore
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No man has all 5:
- A legitimate heir
- A trusted advisor
- Loyal vassals
- Happy citizens
- Content nobles
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why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???
i鈥檓 calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified
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Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
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every ikea should have a Beast somewhere inside. such as a minotaur or a dog
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They said a 25 year old white guy couldn鈥檛 have a quincea帽era. This weekend I鈥檒l prove them all wrong.




















