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@tinyjesus

Father, Son, Holy Shit

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if you squeeze a bible you will hear one thousand tiny screams
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There were only one pair of footsteps in the sand because Jesus ghosted you
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Biblically accurate Furby
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just a dollar
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happy ester. i have hidden ur human childs.
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.@swordsjew26 Jan 2022
turns out you can get exorcised in brooklyn for pretty cheap
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BoschBot@boschbot29 Nov 2021
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MLB Jesus@MLBJesus1 Nov 2021
Thou shall not walk in runs in the World Series.
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Lotus Eater@TheBosha7 Sep 2021
Forget anything else Jesus was a job creator that’s a fact
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Dogs insisting that the Devil has all the best tunes, and citing your wails of despair as evidence.
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In Africa is a boy whose heart is a cathedral.
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BoschBot@boschbot2 Jun 2021
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I understand science as well as supernatural
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Moseses.
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Dogs turning to the sky while hanging from a cross, murmuring, “The system worked.”
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@kneedull31 Oct 2020
you're the corpse now, dawg
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Your soul is like a handbag, completely empty until you fill it with trivialities and used kleenexes. Happy national handbag day.
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you are in a cave. something feels *off*
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I’m not supporting Ramesses refusal to end the enslavement in his kingdom, but unleashing ten deadly plagues upon the land is never the answer.
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