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The MAGA meltdown over Lula winning in Brazil is hilarious to me. Why do they care so much?
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‘I ordered some milkshake’
Lmaooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭
They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig.
I was so happy because that was a lot of money.
They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait.
Two days later, they reached out again and said
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What about the N10 billion that was allocated to combat Ebola?
Nigeria no longer has Ebola, says WHO
gazettengr.com/nigeria-no-lo…
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That’s why all these tweet miscreants are hustling for position
Collect 100m+ Prado as mobilization
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We’re living in a simulation.
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
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It’s you people that even thought he was funny enough in the first place to not only use your hard earned money to buy his ticket but to do it on a Sunday night.
Hellooooo. Isn’t Andrew a nonce too????
Given the shocking allegations about her father, Thomas Markle, should we view the Duchess of Sussex’s efforts to portray a perfect family life in a new light? thetimes.com/life-style/cele…
It’s a lifestyle baby.
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doing this in a blackout is demonic






















