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This is UNBELIEVABLE‼️‼️
This is WRONG and it’s coming to the US of A‼️ If even ONE politician utters a word of this nonsense, we drag them out of office IMMEDIATELY.
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What is wrong with these sickos.
The Bulwark crew is absolutely ecstatic over the idea of investigations and prosecutions of Elon Musk.
Can barely contain themselves:
"He has a body count like a f*cking war criminal. We start with the US Congress and it ends at The Hague for Elon Musk."
"You've got $1 trillion, asshole. Start spending it on lawyers."
"You don't hate him nearly enough."
"There has been a series of meetings among House Democrats. Do you know what they're doing? Yes. They're carving up jurisdictions for who is going to Subpoena him to testify before which of them and for what."
"Get a townhouse, big guy. Got a lot of nice brownstones right there by Capitol Hill."
"Elon! You motherf*cker! You better pack a lunch cause your ass is gonna be living in the Capitol starting January of 2027."
"I feel like my guys, Robert Garcia and Jamie Raskin are f*cking ready. They're loaded for bear."
Same kind of people that've cried endlessly about the weaponization of justice are absolutely salivating over the idea of weaponizing justice against their political opposition.
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🚨 WOW! The father of Todd Beamer — the Flight 93 HERO who famously said "LET'S ROLL" on 9/11 — just took the stage at Trump's Michigan rally and TORCHED Abdul El-Sayed, AOC, and the entire socialist squad
"Let them take their energy and their money, go buy an island someplace and try that socialism thing SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
"They might even take Comrade AOC with them. They might take the COMRADES of the squad with them."
Mr. Beamer wanted to make clear: WE CAN NEVER FORGET ABOUT 9/11 BY ELECTING ISLAMISTS LIKE ABDUL.
Before he left the stage, Mr. Beamer led the whole crowd in Todd's famous last words:
"One three! One, two, three — LET'S ROLL!" 🇺🇸
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Laken Riley fought for her life for 17 minutes. Biden couldn't even get her name right
Laken Riley had a Garmin smartwatch on when she was attacked
Her heart rate jumped to 170 bpm which told investigators that was when she was being attacked
It lasted for 17 minutes then suddenly stopped - that's when the animal finally killed her
So the next time you want to tell me about how unfair illegal immigrants are being treated I want you to set a timer for 17 minutes and watch it go by so you can understand how long that young woman fought for her life
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How is this not a national security threat? This is also the guy who was in the department at the time all those strange leaks kept happening..
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The illegal alien who 60 minutes is crying for pretended to be gay to evade deportation
He’s literally married to a woman and has two children.
Beyond parody
“It feels really empty without him,” says 16-year-old Corey Diawara, whose father was deported in July.
His father had lived in the U.S. for 25 years and had no criminal record. Moussa Diawara says he was deported without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge. He was eventually sent to Mali, a country a U.S. immigration judge ruled he could not be deported to.
In a statement, the Department of Homeland Security told 60 Minutes that Ghana had provided the U.S. with “diplomatic assurances for his safety.” DHS also questioned the credibility of Diawara’s arguments for fearing persecution in Mali. cbsn.ws/4etdVdW
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Brazil is turning to Castro’s Cuba
🚨 HOLY CRAP! A defiant Flavio Bolsonaro just walked out and declared THE RESULTS ARE INVALID after Lula STOLE it from him — BOLSONARO IS MOVING TO ANUL THE RESULTS.
"It is impossible—it is IMPOSSIBLE—to recognize the election results in the context of how these things happened. We are going to use our legal team; we are going to ask for the annulment of these elections!"
"I will never know, in a state where the polling stations were not reopened, how many votes I could have received."
"A Supreme Court justice, for the first time in history—Lula's former lawyer—issued a unilateral decree at the request of a former law partner of his, and changed the rules of the game in the middle of the game!"
"At 5:01 PM, Justice Zanin—who is not part of the Superior Electoral Court—trampling over the specialized electoral court, made a decision extending voting by two hours. This had never happened in the history of Brazil!"
Good.
This needs to happen.
America is with you, FLAVIO! We all saw the last-minute cheat.
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Hispanic California resident calls for a boycott of Stars and Stripes Gas Stations because they dare support Steve Hilton for Governor
The gas station was giving away $3.00 per gallon gas as a promotion because $3.00 gas is one of Hilton’s campaign promises
This Hispanic resident is outraged by this and wants everyone to boycott and vote Blue so they can keep paying $6.30 per gallon gas
You can’t more this make sense
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Why Robert Reich (the evil leprechaun) hates Elon.
Elon Musk promised to give tens of millions of American children something many adults never owned growing up. He's giving them a piece of one of the world’s most valuable companies.
Elon Musk pledges $10.5 billion in SpaceX shares to American children through Trump Accounts
legalinsurrection.com/2026/1…
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As The Maine Wire reported on Wednesday, the Portland Public Schools Policy Committee held a meeting on October 14 that focused on the school district’s newly proposed policy on animals in schools.
As currently drafted, the policy states as follows: school administration must sign off on the animals, service animals must be certified, and domestic animals must be restrained.
But Abdullahi Ahmed, the Somali-born Muslim assistant superintendent for student, family, and community partnerships at Portland Public Schools, claimed that the policy toward dogs must change because of Islamic ‘ritual purity.’
He specifically cited dog saliva as an example.
