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ORSINOV: Is it Elias? Helloooooo!

ALEX: Look at Tim’s support network. Or… lack thereof.

JONNY: All the oxygen leaves the room and you all start to feel dizzy. ALEX: Eh, you get used to it.

TIM: /What/ are you talking about?

ARCHIVIST: Yes, I know what a meme is.

ARCHIVIST: Like colours, but if colours hated me.

ARCHIVIST: (to the Admiral) The world ends, and you do just fine.

(WET, MEATY LAUGH)

SALESA: I assumed the thread holding her head together was due to a childhood knitting accident.

ARCHIVIST: Tim is involved both with one of the young ladies there, as well as the gentleman who manages the other shift.

ARCHIVIST: If they are feeling very confident, they may lean down and stretch a curious tongue.

MARTIN: Screw it.

TIM: Are you worried we're going to get sued over the Happy Birthday song? MARTIN: Well, I am /now!/

ALEX: I’m going to jump into the next- JONNY: (Softly) Q&A 2: Q&A Harder. ALEX: (HOPELESS SOUND) JONNY: (More softly) This one’s at an airport, but it’s basically the same thing. ALEX: This question is from-

DAISY: (to Elias) You weird little freak.

DYLAN: Attack a clown.

ELIAS: I’ve always thought a man’s eating habits were his own private business. BASIRA: Mmhmm. (NOISES OF ELIAS CHOKING)

ARCHIVIST: I tried to come back earlier, but Martin wouldn’t hear of it - nearly threw me out of the Archive. Is he hiding something?

YURI: A mouth cannot function if it’s located anywhere other than the face.

MARTIN: If one world still matters in an infinite spread of dimensions, then one person does, too.