@toasteredbread

gay & stupid & loving life (he/him)

 New York, NY
Joined September 2012
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just learned that “hanky panky” is not slang for “hankering for a pancake”. feeling devastated
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c-tine@ctine__Oct 22
my philosophy on sleep as the days get shorter
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my galaxy brain revelation as someone who has done sex with pretty much every mainstream gender is everyone’s shit kinda works the same. skills are transferable and my head game is crazy
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had a genuinely terrible time running the Staten Island half last weekend and my finish line photo looks like the Ben affleck smoking a cigarette meme
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And you thirst trap for 6 likes! Let’s have a less embarrassing internet presence before we try transphobia
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Not all trans men can be delicate little twinks. Some of us have to hold it down at being unc… I’m doing my part
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being in charge of my own hormonal ups and downs as a trans person kinda sucks bc it’s like ok who put this guy in charge
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not that it matters but for the record my boobs were super ugly. T and weight loss had them looking like a baseball in a sock. Not cute at all. Awful rack
celia
@_celia_bedelia_Oct 9
YOU WERE 41 YEARS OLD AND CHOSE TO HAVE TOP SURGERY. THE SURGEON DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR RACK. JESUS CHRIST
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actually perhaps being transgender on the transphobia app perhaps isn’t good for ANY of us
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It’s calling me the most boring man of all time
Justine Moore
@venturetwinsOct 7
Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter
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also sorry like do the identity math out. if you're saying that trans man + attracted to women = lesbian you are saying that trans man + attracted to men = straight woman which funny enough is what transphobes love to say 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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me when trans men who are heterosexual feel that they will lose their connection to community by being heterosexual and so they set the community back 1 million years by insisting that transgender men can be lesbians
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btw i do have sympathy here and think that feeling disconnected from the queer community is a legitimate problem and is hard to solve for. mostly i think that disconnect is because of spending too much time in spaces where people tell you men are evil
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5 years of difference but I always will select a green phone case apparently
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You guys wouldn’t be able to handle what goes on in a daily basis in the queer exchange western mass facebook group…. 1,000 nonbinary roommates canceled per day
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I wonder what that trans person of the week from several cycles ago who thought being trans was an allergy and who was clinically addicted to Benadryl would have to say about all this
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my truth is that going on T did exacerbate my acne for the first like year (6 months vs 5 years here)I was already prone 2 acne. So nut up and visit the dermatologist or wait a few years and you’ll be fine. When you visit the puberty store you get puberty… quelle surprise.
Transsexual Menace@wiisporttennisSep 20
Neither did mine
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Also you can tell even when I did have worse acne I was happy with the way I looked! Bc I wanted to look like a guy! Plus I got this sick ass mustache
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Most beautiful day we’ve ever had in New York City and I had to get my wisdom teeth removed
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Pepsi@pepsibongAug 26
She just gets it.
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Need an app that just tells me whether or not I should take an edible before new release movies
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