Wrinkle-free. Smells like coffee.

San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2008
Adding "set fire to pillow" to the list of dangerous things my boys have done. – at San Francisco, CA
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.@sundress there is now a coffee shop in SF with piccolos on the menu!
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“You gotta have tight buns for girls to like you!” – Hudson Kloots, age 7
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“Dada, can’t YOU just be the alpha?! You won’t get in trouble with Mommy.” – Hudson Kloots, age 7
“PUT DOWN THE NERF GUN AND PICK UP AN IPAD!”
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One of my favorite games at the grocery store: judge the contents of other people’s carts – at San Francisco, CA
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Oh the sense of catharsis I had when reading this post by @dboudreau!Every time I see a blog post, Tweet or conference talk about a11y being easy the first thing I think of is the author or speaker has never worked on making an application accessible.  24a11y.com/2018/unlocking-ac… – at San Francisco, CA
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How’s this automatic alt text for @instagram work? I’ve tried 10 different images in my feed with VoiceOver and the alt text for each is just “photo by [author].” Do I need to enable a setting? – at San Francisco, CA
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No more Google Inbox?! Noooooooo
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Twitter knows I'm in it for the @jrw Tweets.
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The tests pass so I’m going to celebrate with a piece of toast and a cappuccino – at San Francisco, CA
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“I hate 3D movies because they try to make it like real life but it’s freakin’ not!” – Hudson Kloots, age 7 – at San Francisco, CA
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“When you get older everything gets boringer.” - Hudson Kloots, age 7 – at San Francisco, CA
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Mr. Coffee retweeted
People using mobile.twitter.com can now add image descriptions, also known as alternative text, when composing a Tweet. We’re excited to add this feature so images on Twitter are more accessible for everyone! Turn on image descriptions in your Twitter accessibility settings.
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“Going on errands with you is boring because it’s always coffee!!” - Hudson Kloots, age 7 – at San Francisco, CA
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I can’t understand people who say “No thanks, I had pizza for lunch.” Pizza for lunch *and* dinner??? Come on man, you are living the dream!!
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Me: “Want to spend time with your Dad this evening? We can talk and stuff.” Oliver: “But I talk to you all the time!” – at San Francisco, CA
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“The dog is nervous because she thinks our planet is getting blown up.” - Hudson Kloots age 7 on the dog’s reaction to fireworks – at Ohio, USA
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“I don’t want to fold clothes, I already have enough problems!” – Oliver Kloots, age 9 – at San Francisco, CA
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Holy shit I just slept for ~12 hrs. Wonder if I have Mono. Or was this week just that exhausting? Oh man, it’s not even Saturday. Gah. – at San Francisco, CA
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Accessibility engineer introduces a bug caught by his own WebDriver tests.
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