40 something. Jamerican. sometimes I cook. I 🖤 sneakers. Proud UConn Alum. Salsa Novice. Always on the search for the dumbest tweet of the day. IG: @toddecooks

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Going after work today!
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Y’all can’t do anything man
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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What’s the goatiest apple flavor? Red delicious Pink ladies Granny Smith Golden delicious
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Have y'all ever hosted a holiday for your family before? That shit a lot of work 😭
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Have y'all ever hosted a holiday for your family before? That shit a lot of work 😭
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LMFAO
Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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Leaning to the left because he lost the gun debate by a long shot is insane
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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People are so excited to have the iPhone duo before everyone else that they forgot that the first generation of any iPhone/apple product will disappoint you
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dinner last night 👩🏻‍🍳 homemade tomato bisque soup + smoked gouda & arugula grilled cheese
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Because groceries are too expensive to be feeding people you barely like for free 🤷🏽‍♀️
Why is my family charging $25 per person for Thanksgiving this year
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Reminder her husband is a registered sex offender and cannot be near children
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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Jobs not finished, go vote 🫡
🚨 BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy has collapsed to an all-time low in the Ohio Governors race. Serves him right!
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Throwing plies & Megan under the bus for a white racist pervert yall pathetic
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Trump is saying how much his oil buddies are making while ppl struggle at the pump and the crowd is cheering.
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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omg u remembered? ofc i remember useless things about people who don't love me back
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You can always count on Paris to have the stupidest tweets
Nigga got a song called “Ms. Pretty Pussy” and “Please Excuse My Hands” but wanna talk about somebody looking at ass. He just as bad as Trump.
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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lol apparently it’s trendy and performative. last i check pumpkins, apples, pies, and fall foliage been a thing for generations
Replying to @classicplaygirl
People don’t like pumpkin patches?
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Y’all I have not laughed at a commercial this hard in YEARS Be so fuckin for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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