@tolfdog

original character do not steal

 seattle
Joined January 2020
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tolf@tolfdogMar 13
🤝 Paid partnership
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intrusive thought to open all the bottles of prep the doctor gives me and mix them into one big prep candy jar
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I JUST WANNA PUMP MY GAS BRO
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hi
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they sent 89 cents to collections
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Baiting someone into saying hi by saying hi
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frye
@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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bro thinks he's a dog 😹
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Same tbh 😭😭😭 📸 @fuckKevon
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seeing my therapist for adhd but got so distracted i forgot to talk about adhd
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abe@smogciderOct 18
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doing emotional labor at the social construction site
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thought I had a lens wipe in my pocket and ended up pulling out and opening a packet of grated parmesan cheese during a work meeting
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How’d I do? :p
Cashew 🔜 FURUM@MintCashewOct 9
Oh deer!
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he wanted a poster for our nfc room and said i had to wear the dress 🥀🥀 🎨 @arthwuz (thank you!)
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be honest bro would you pollinate me if i was a flower
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You Can See Everything was a 3 hour long movie version of the jaden smith mirrors tweet i think
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when i'm fighting another team lead on slack and people on my team are reading the messages
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letting nathan fielder be my con roommate for 34 days and letting him document everything
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how many noodle dances can you order at haidilao before they cut you off
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2027 will be the year of adding "yum dot com" back into my lexicon
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