Tom George

No tree hugging from me, you hacking scoundrels

6 russian grannies and a dancing bread oven. Definitely the best eurovision entry far

when does a piece of wood become a plank?

trying to recall the Mr Men theme tune for some reason- possibly boredom

stroking my chin

just finished a lettuce for the first time in my life

tinkering with the vodafone network

Jesus should have tried twitter. Though he would have had to compete with Stephen Fry

a house does not need 3 toilets

Desperately trying not to get bored of twitter after only a week

Am I famous yet?

my neighbour still hasn't moved his s**t stained matress from outside our front door

thinking of something profound to say for my first twitter. Got to be careful not to run out of charact