Philadelphia Inquirer transportation reporter. Longtime political writer for same with many prez campaign-trail miles. Also: @tomfitzgerald@newsie.social

Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2008
Canada=South Detroit! But yeah, I feel ya.
Driving in Detroit is fun until you realize you needed to be in a different lane three miles ago and now you’re entering Canada
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Damn, these refs blow goats. Punt hit the IU player, recovery. Poor call. Hey, I get it. Michigan is .... not loved r.n. But rules are rules.
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The NFL has had a lot of great Super Bowl-winning coaches. Not many turned into an instantly-recognizable Halloween costume.
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FORT WORTH — A 15-year-old boy stunned a Texas courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested, claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Dallas Cowboys. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.
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The Delaware River Planning Commission is doing a massive survey of ~10k households to find out where they travel, the purpose of each trip, and how they travel - auto, transit, bike, walking etc. A once-in-a-decade effort. inquirer.com/transportation/…
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Great moments in history as told by Donald Trump… 🥳
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Damn, that's an actual tiger cub? Were its front claws intact? If so, that's some b**lls
Pose them any way you like, we had a solid squad up the middle back in the 80s … 👍⚾️
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Revenge served cold
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Father Mychal Fallon Judge being carried away from the World Trade Center on September 11th by the firefighters he came to pray for. On the morning of September 11, 2001, Father Judge rushed from his friary at St. Francis of Assisi Church to the World Trade Center. After he entered the lobby of the North Tower, he refused to leave while first responders remained inside. He spent his final moments praying for the victims. 🙏🏼
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Obama: “You think Donald Trump ever changed a diaper?” Someone in the crowd: “His own!” Obama: “I almost said that, but I decided I shouldn’t say it.” When the crowd lands the punchline before you can, sometimes the only thing left to do is smile and let it burn.
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H-Town Babyyy 😭
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'We stand on guard for Thee..." hehehehe
Only Canadians would make their point in such a special way. So proud of my fellow Canadians and their amazing creativity-
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youse think hegseth would let this guy into the military? No "low T" here.
Today in 1974, Evel Knievel attempts to jump Snake River Canyon. He falls short, presumably because his balls were too fucking heavy.
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