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Good times today, stupor tomorrow.

Eureka, California
Joined November 2010
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Where’s your fucking poppy?
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I just know the contents of my skip will be all over Warrington
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bugs bunny with his nob out:
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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Burnham’s Britain
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In a shock to nobody, Pikes still the coolest place on the planet.
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Know a guy who works for SJM Concerts who are overseeing the Oasis tour, just confirmed that all Asylum seekers arriving between now and next April will get a free Oasis ticket upon entry
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Do they sell ale in IKEA?
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Zeus’s law dude gimme a bump
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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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Celebrated that second like Anne Frank winning a game of snap.
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Need this World Cup to be over rapid
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Good luck checking him for concussion
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Rumours coming out of Number 10 that Keir Starmer is actually about to announce Sharia Law
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After that Harry Kane-inspired 4-2 England win in Dallas surely one of the tabloids will go with “Texas Kane Saw Massacre”.
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Could be the greatest tweet I’ve ever come across.
“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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Manager at Buccee’s wearing an Omega Speedmaster
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First in my bloodline to ride a horse through Yellowstone
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Maybe just first in my bloodline to ride a horse
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Katz Deli not gonna know what’s hit it today
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