@tomjc09

of a woke persuasion @othercrisp he/him

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20,210th at the 2026 manchester marathon, you'll never sing that
tom crisp@tomjc09Apr 19
marathon BOSH!
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Phil Bird@PhilBirdBFC2h
Just three Championship teams have scored in every league game this season: Middlesbrough (1st) West Ham (3rd) and Burnley (22nd)
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really funny to care enough abt a joke to talk about 'airtight epistemological doctrine' but not enough to actually listen to the whole joke
Palantir Neurodivergence Fellow 👊🪂🇵🇸@FungibleWorker15h
Nick Mullins “clues” joke never made sense to me, like I don’t get why people gas it up so much. Does no one know what a clue is? I don’t think every joke has to have an airtight epistemological doctrine (well, maybe) but this one just makes you sound really stupid saying it.
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here are some of my favourite uses of text on album covers
Vienna Starlight Boom@emoviolence3Oct 24
I think text on an album cover looks tacky like 90% of the time
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didn't do parklife for once i #love #karoake
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twifta falling into place
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BBC Wales News
@BBCWalesNewsOct 23
Wales plans to ban steel pylons as government launches consultation bbc.in/4z7nnMx

Wales could ban steel pylons as government launches consultation

The Welsh government says it is consulting on an "undergrounding-first approach" to electricity lines.

bbc.com
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The next Burnley manager is banned from the pub until they win a game. #UTC
Burnley FC
@BurnleyOfficialOct 24
Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect. The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.
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how conspiratorial would it be to suggest that under a new manager there's a slim chance that this team will look like a complement different squad?
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guys quick what should i sing on karaoke?
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Everyone needs to just calm down!! Let the process take its course. @AlanPaceBFC loves this club and is immersed in every detail of it! Have some faith people.
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Daz McKavett@Dazmac1882Oct 24
Cheers Nicholas, do us a favour mate, take Jackson and the rest of the wage thieves with you, i know you didn't ask for them as your staff, but take them anyway, cheers pal #twitterclarets
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Tom Whittaker@tomclaretOct 24
Replying to @AlanPaceBFC
@AlanPaceBFC sell the club
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Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect. The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.
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george 🎏@gmbarnard22Oct 24
#DeportAlanPace
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Burnley. Good lord.
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wdym theres no goat girls?
Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴@VautismSpeaksOct 23
Was wondering why there are no goat girls the way there are cat girls or dog girls but then I remembered all girls are the goat
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Joe Redmond@JoeTomRedOct 24
Jumping off a bridge would have been a better plan
Joe Redmond@JoeTomRedOct 24
What else you gonna do on a Saturday?
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tom crisp@tomjc0924 Dec 2023
the first time i heard the queen is dead by the smiths i heard “hemmed in like a boar between archers” as “hemmed in like a bum between arses”. sorry.
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tom crisp@tomjc09Oct 16
Replying to @JamieSmithSport
hes a pathetic BUM
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I don’t really celebrate Halloween but out of respect for other cultures I always leave out a little dish of snakebite & black and some lines of speed in case my goth friends come past
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