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If a gay guy is called “girl” colloquially and responds with something like “i’m not a girl.” then he is in fact capable of murder or great violence. On the other hand if he’s called bud/buddy and is not a little turned on he understands nothing of the psychology of homosexuality
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This is about static electricity and not, as I initially thought, a rather innovative psychosis
♡ mia ♡ (@strawebi) profile picture♡ mia ♡@strawebiNov 1
I have a genuine question. Does everyone in Canada think it’s normal to get zapped by every sentient and non-sentient being and object in existence? Is this just everyday life for the Canadians?
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Can confirm that this does make for an excellent alternate title sequence for “Homeland”
† lucia scarlet 🩸 (@luciascarlet) profile picture† lucia scarlet 🩸
@luciascarletOct 7
we’re cooked I’m afraid
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Kinda pleased that my cursive is giving “Angelina Jolie 2 years on testosterone”
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Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexOct 15
Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says. The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word. [H/T: lolita]
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie." greekcitytimes.com/2023/10/25/ang… buzzfeed.com/ellendurney/an… x.com/wirelyss/statu…
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If u layered random snippets of Obama speaking over this you would basically get the opening theme of Homeland
† lucia scarlet 🩸 (@luciascarlet) profile picture† lucia scarlet 🩸
@luciascarletOct 7
we’re cooked I’m afraid
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gulf of saint lawrence extremely good place to have a few small beers and require roadside assistance
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Patagonisation
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there’s a licence plate describing your question
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henry (@leap_dog) profile picturehenry@leap_dogSep 27
what are the québécois actually remembering all the time?
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to manage your feeble attempts, tap My Attempts > Feeble
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30 minutes ago an all-timer interaction on this website was minted
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voting PQ then voting no in the referendum as a sort of “firing guns in the air to keep rent affordable” kind of move
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miss missouri (@izzitrin) profile picturemiss missouri@izzitrinSep 19
it is so funny that “o’clock” is like, the official name for that concept
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police are using drug test kits with a 40% false positive rate based on intel they get from flock cameras which make mistakes 71% of the time to arrest you for leftover spaghetti-o's while billionaires poison your water supply and traffic your children
Desiree (@DesireeAmerica4) profile pictureDesiree
@DesireeAmerica4Sep 10
A 23-year-old mom spent a month in jail, lost her job, and missed her kid’s birthday because a $2 police test kit mistook leftover SpaghettiOs for crystal meth. ​Ashley Huff told cops the dried sauce on a spoon was pasta. The cheap chemical pouch said otherwise, and the system took a plastic vial over common sense. ​The Quattrone Center found these kits trigger 30,000 wrongful arrests a year with up to a 38% failure rate to this day. ​it’s negligence to keep using this kind of test.
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my amazon suggestions are my personal “it’s for you dog it’s lit”
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POV a theatre kid who doesn't know how to cook offers to make you breakfast
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Thinking of getting a new dentist. Nothing wrong with my current one sometimes you just need a change
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accidentally got something Dolly Parton-adjacent from putting MJ Lenderman through a vocal transformer. made me a little wistful
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Found this particularly arresting
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It’s not about the writing. It’s that if you’re going to be a hot gay guy taking rich vacations with rich friends at rich times you simply must be extremely wry if you want people to listen when you then say "that made me unhappy"
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my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident
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