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kind of a big deal

Harnett, North Carolina
Joined June 2013
“Imma sick fuck, i like a quick fuck” 😂😂😂😂 – at Northwoods, MO
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*Me actually tryna Netflix & Chill* Her: Pull your dick out nigga damn! Me:
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Can't wait till it gets colder so I can really start dressin #TBT
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This shit really got me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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me putting gas into my car AGAIN
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y’all. this lady was blowing her horn and talking shit to me this morning. so quite naturally i cussed her out. whyyy i walk in class and she the professor.
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My last attempt at getting into heaven
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Nah. We good
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My daughter's bus driver nearly killed her on the first day of kindergarten so here's a PSA for all parents of young bus riders. This happened today. {thread/story}
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*opened 4 minutes ago* me:
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Victoria retweeted
This is assault
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My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
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me after a long day of being a stupid bitch
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