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Joined February 2015
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I love when urban Pakistanis find out just how poor the rest of the country is, and immediately go into denial. Yeah guys, turns out not everyone can afford to get a Cambridge education or eat out at cafes twice a week. Only 10% households even own a car.
🇵🇰 How much do you need to earn to be among Pakistan’s richest? ◾Rs. 121,000/month — You earn more than 90% of Pakistanis, placing you among the top 10% of earners. ◾ Rs. 189,000/month — you now rank among the top 5% of highest-earners in Pakistan. ◾ Rs. 440,000/month — You smoothly enter Pakistan’s top 1% highest-income elite and richest group. Source: World Inequality Database (WID).
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one day the anemia and low iron and smoking and instant noodles will catch up to me and ill just straight up Die
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mayi retweeted
Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity
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mayi retweeted
"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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retrograde main mera tou kabhi koi ex wapis nahi aya shayad ye scam hai
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ary wale bhi kuch bhi kar rahe hain influencer awards ke naam
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kaash barbara palvin meri biwi hoti
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the best part of having a little baby is seeing them discover the world from scratch. the tink tink tink of your spoon against a glass makes them laugh, because how delightful a sound! a canopy of leaves, beautiful as things are the first time you encounter them
such a precious moment
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Personally I find it incredibly romantic that someone can get their heart devastatingly broken and after mending it back together alone decides to place it in the palm of your hand. But what do I know
modern dating is just hoping you don't accidentally uncover how deeply they loved someone before you
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more of a man than any of the guys at my office the way i smoke gold leaf but they smoke light
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how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it
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proxima vez que meu despertador tocar as 6 da manha e eu cogitar a vida de esposa trofeu, vou lembrar desse tweet. ter que escolher o suco mais barato pro meu marido se orgulhar de mim por cuidar das finanças..... pqp....
Eu e minha esposa estamos juntos há 6 anos e não costumamos sair muito. Ontem fomos a um aniversário em um restaurante. Eu não sou de ficar olhando o preço das coisas, mas, quando vi, ela estava escolhendo um suco de maracujá. Perguntei: “Amor, você não prefere o de laranja?”
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why would I marry someone I can’t have interesting conversations with
Wives, your husband does not want to argue politics and theology with you.
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Religion can give people hope. But hope should never become a substitute for justice, wages, healthcare, education and functioning institutions.
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she wrote the code for apollo 11 back when PROGRAMMING DIDNT EXIST!! she literally invented modern software engineering on the fly for this!! AND that software was so well written it saved the lives of all the astronauts during a landing failure, literally winning the space race
Margaret Hamilton, who led the team that wrote the code that put humans on the moon, has died at 90 🕊️
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honestly this rewired my fucking brain
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esto siempre es importante ‼️‼️‼️
Los dibujos no son del todo útiles, así que les dejo imágenes reales de las señales del cáncer de mama 🩷
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retrograde ka nahi pata hamare tou poore saal loray lagte hain
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