Torty McTortpants, M.D 🦅🦅

The hypothetical wins for ND today are comical. Did we collectively forget they lost to both of those teams?

I was told the G5 games would be the boring ones...

Thank you @JoeyMcGuireTTU Thank you @CodyC64 Thank you @TexasTechFB

Cryin' in my cubicle rn

Turkey day

To all the people mad at the SnapBack Sports bozos. Remember.. the COMMISSIONER OF CFB, @JoshPateCFB, gave Tech our flowers. Ignore the noise and be loud today.

A quick fuck you to whichever Pink Raiders sold out to hold ACC signs for free tickets

Sign Idea: "I only like cougars when they are on top of me." Permission to steal.

Oh, how good of a morning it is.

Pretty surreal stuff happening in Lubbock

Brace for impact, Raiderville.

If there is anything I have learned from day one of BYU hate week, it is that Utah fans will do anything they can to make everything about themselves.

This will be the best day of my life.

Such a poverty program they have in Manhattan. Must be a weird feeling to have your ceiling be the Liberty Bowl every year.

Hey, @CollegeGameDay Let me know if you need recommendations for your time in Lubbock. Sincerely, Tort