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Newport County, Rhode Island
Joined October 2008
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
No one’s taking exercise advice from me anyway
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Kind of crazy to think that Leonard Nimoy outlived Patrick Stewart, specifically bc crazy people aren't in touch with reality.
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
This bucket just sued Cornell University
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Hey @grok explain what Ozempic vagina is like you are Mike Tyson
Does this mean it’s skinny?
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
Happy Birthday, Hillary.
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
New gym routine just dropped
I am crying laughing with tears down my face!!! Hahahahah!!!!!! 😂 😂😭😂😭
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I hope Macron's wife has a dick because France is gonna need it.
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
Replying to @DisaffectedPod
The hell of becoming Cluster B-Aware is that you solve the mystery thinking you’re Sherlock Holmes…and discover that you’re actually Cassandra. No matter how many times you get it right, people will insist on making the worst possible decisions…and at the end of the day, you’re forced to stop feeling heartbreak for the victims and just take satisfaction in the deferred gratification of “I told you so”
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This is too funny. Code harder Toby. Your name is Toby.
The guy who built this digital whip for Claude Code is definitely getting a lifetime Claude ban for “abusive or cruel behavior.”
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
We’re not going through a ‘male loneliness’ epidemic as much as a ‘women have gone batshit insane’ epidemic.
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
Some lunatic just attempted to murder our reporter @iAmJoeSokol. We have the entire chilling interaction on camera. We will take all necessary actions to demand justice.
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
Quite the confused throuple.
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit. Video by @yyeeaahhhboiii2 | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
🚨🇩🇪 NEW: Germany’s AfD and Italy’s Future Nationale have announced a new right wing partnership The parties joined forces at a rally in Orvieto, calling for greater unity among Europe’s nationalist factions [@telegraph]
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“What would you do if you got elected to Congress, Lauren?” Lauren Boebert:
🚨#BREAKING: Rep. Lauren Boebert is accused in a sworn House ethics complaint of having lesbian affairs with 2 female staffers under her supervision.
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Tristan Pinnock retweeted
So in a matter of days, Ed Sheeran has lost all his support acts, he's lost his house band, he's been banned from various commercial radio stations, Ireland's press has stated he's never welcome to return to the country, organized protests are being formed to take place in the grounds outside upcoming concert dates, he's been accused of having links to Jeffrey Epstein, and Goebbels-style cartoons have been pushed everywhere of his likeness. And the left think this is progress?
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Dukes of Hiroshima
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“Japan and California switch places”
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"What kind of American are you? The grill kind?"
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In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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