111111111 * 111111111 = 12345678987654321 100% probability: You are a beautiful expression of the universe. 99% probability: ### ### ####### ########.

San Diego, CA
Joined February 2010
They really are bigger assholes than we give them credit for.
Replying to @hinapansari
yes. it was always going to be this way. we tried to warn the world.
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Replying to @WesternLensman
If they want to live by the sword, that is how they will die too
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Current California Franchise Tax Board processing times for tax returns is 14 months. Welcome to California. @GavinNewsom
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Rage quitting @chatgpt is the utlimate productivity hack.
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Great remix by @bennyjohnson! Working hard on a limited edition run of 100 detectors, merch (hats, mugs, shirts) and the website. Am I missing anything?
Yo @IfindRetards, found some! Telsa Takedown San Diego on 3/29/25. @elonmusk #tesla
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Am I in the right community to reveal my new technology to the world? Once the detection algorithms have matured, we hope to deploy to Starlink satellites to get global detection ability. :)
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Our merch is now live. Holographic stickers, mugs, shirts and more! Get yours now! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 beepmafia.com/collections/me…
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On the night of 9/11 I snuck into Ground Zero and took never before seen footage that I call “The Lost 911 Tapes”. This is just a quick snippet.
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The World's First GAYDAR at Comic Con. It literally turns people gay (happy & carefree) and then detects they are gay! Get yours today at BEEP MAFIA! 👇👇👇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 beepmafia.com Swappable badges mean you can switch from GAYDAR to Good Vibe Detector to Big Booty Detector to KAREN Detector and more instantly!
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World premiere! This how we test every Retard Detector that goes out the door! Remember, Retard Detectors are actually EQ tests disguised as "Retard Detectors"! Join the revolution or stay retarded! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Here's you go @scs737, thank you for your patience and support!
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World premiere! This how we test every Retard Detector that goes out the door! Remember, Retard Detectors are actually EQ tests disguised as "Retard Detectors"! Join the revolution or stay retarded! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I come from a long line of Retard Detectors, but I still stay true to the old ways by crafting each label by hand using the same tools as my forefathers.
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We begin shipping The World's First Mind Virus Detector tomorrow! Thank you for your patience, these things look and sound amazing! Will post a full demo in the coming days! Join the revolution or stay retarded! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 RetardDetector.com
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Retard Detector Update! Here is a quick look at what is involved in making The World's First Woke Mind Virus Detector! Graphics/stickers have been shipped, and all detectors will ship next week when graphics arrive! They cost more in parts and time than expected, so the price is now $139. If that’s too high, no problem—that’s one less Detector I need to make and I'm not mad about it! :) Join the revolution or stay retarded! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 RetardDetector.com
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In a very strange series of events, the @unherd contributing editor @austin_bberg, who attempted to DOXX me yesterday and confused me with someone else, has deleted his account after I called him out. I do not know if the two events are related. xitter.cf/austin_bberg
I have just learned that @austin_bberg of @unherd has falsely identified me as "Trace Whitaker" of Austin in an attempt to DOXX me and wrongly linked me to a cryptocurrency coin in which I have no involvement. This mistaken doxxing constitutes libel and risks significant harm to my reputation. My counsel is reviewing this matter. Now I know why @ifindretards and others say anonymous. Know this. I am not cancellable and the same goes for my entire family, which is why I do not hide who I am or wear masks. It even says California in the ID picture he posted. lol
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