
We’re done here. Non-negotiable: bodily autonomy. Faith: @Cubs. Disposition: Iowa niceish. 🎹 ⛵️ 🌺
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Adios, whatever this site now is. I leave you with this, summing it all up:
At Target. Customer throws a fit by a shelf of sold-out items. Employee says to another, “People are getting ruder and ruder.” I can’t help myself and say, “I’m so sorry.” “Honey, not you,” she smiles.
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President Trump says his MAGA Inc. super PAC will soon start spending money to boost Republicans in the midterms. "We're going to spend a lot of money because we don't want to lose our country."
"I'm going to spend whatever is necessary to try an help us," he says.
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Huge scoop from @BenMullin: Randall Lane, the top Forbes editor who worked there for a total of more than 20 years and was ubiquitous with the brand, was fired over a secret $6 million payment he accepted nytimes.com/2026/08/12/busin…
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Sunday Night Baseball at @ofcwrigleyfield!
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Big money flowing against Lynch in his SC primary v Graham.
We don't have donors for Palmetto Action yet, but they're up to $3.5M.
There's also Project 2026 (funded by Adelson, Ellison, etc, via Security Is Strength) and American Mission (funded by Leading The Future).
NEW FEC F24
PALMETTO ACTION
$1,518,185-> #SCSEN
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A Cub for life and a world champion.
Congratulations on your retirement, Anthony Rizzo!
Watch John Oliver @LastWeekTonight tonight. He’s got a fantastic closing argument.
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Good morning from Cedar Rapids!!
Grateful to my hometown paper for standing with conviction and moral clarity — 4 days out from the most important election of our lifetime 🙏🏻
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Abortion bans kill another woman. On the day of her baby shower, Nevaeh Crain went to the ER bleeding & feverish. She was diagnosed with sepsis, a deadly infection - but her fetus still had a heart beat. She was sent home. After her 3rd ER visit, she died.
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This week I traveled to Ann Arbor & Madison. Both are Dem strongholds but let me tell you this: I still do not think politicians or pundits have truly grasped or factored in just how upset women (in convos I had, young college women) are about threat to their rights & health care
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Wouldn't it be great to not have to think about this man ever again?
Five more days. IWillVote.com
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Donald Trump’s abortion bans have created a health care crisis.
I trust women to make decisions about their own bodies.
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Gracie Abrams performs ‘I Love You, I’m Sorry’ at Kamala Harris’ rally in Wisconsin.
“The centerpiece of the city hall collection is a replica of Ohtani’s right hand. The golden hand allows you to grasp it and watch a video with Ohtani showing how the replica was made.” 🤚
(And his wife is a professor of economics? Did. Not. Know.)
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