@traincamping

I’m like a canary in a cold mind

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2020
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he had a bed frame, a salaried job and his own apartment but as the months wore on and the usual inadequacies and disappointments compiled she swore the frame had lost some of its stature and imagined it was slowly lowering the mattress to its natural home on the floor
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the r/neoliberal subreddit was so funny. A bunch of economics undergrads astroturfed into making gigachad Janet yellen and Ben Bernanke memes
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I would get so angry reading it I’d have to go downstairs and pace around the kitchen island lol
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I will address the cost of living by removing the cost from living. There will be no more pain, no more heartache, no more sacrifices
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when a relationship ends I get really into posting for a couple of months. consistent pattern unfortunately
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even if I’m not on here it still finds a way
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I would like to issue a formal apology to the axis of resistance
Hans@traincamping2 Dec 2020
if you spend enough time living underground you will become evil
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I’m that one honey badger who does give a fuck and deeply cares #mondaymotivation
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We rawdogged the freeway this morning no rubber 💯
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My Righteous Sense of American Individualism extends to how fast I drive on Tha highway
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the big accounts I cannot riff with, courage to reply to big accounts who will give me a sympathy like and the wisdom to know the difference
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Thrift stores love having titanic and Forrest Gump on VHS. They always have 3 or more copies of each.
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Court ordered rage room
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Thing 1 thing 2 vape naysh that ting blew
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seeing the H3 fans cry in their office cubicles about the state of their chosen family made me realize the weight of my indiscretions. How my children would react. I need to stop. I will get better. And I’m sorry.
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I just discovered the true meaning of Christmas, which sucks because it’s not even the season and the euphoria isn’t going to last to next week much less December 25th
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The Ethan Klein news had me walking to work this morning with a pep in my step and a big ol grin
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oh boy😂
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Sean@panoptiseanOct 22
I heard Gen Z is planning on bringing back 6 7 after Halloween in order to celebrate the holiday season and bring some joy to people with seasonal affective disorder
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i have never met any human being except for the scientists who created me
zuo@zuoyzu8 May 2025
have y’all ever met up with someone you met online?
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