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TMZ
@TMZOct 20
Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer: Report tmz.com/2026/10/20/jay-z-pic…

Jay-Z Chooses Himself to be the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer

Well, that was easy ... Jay-Z -- the key decision-maker on who performs each year at the Super Bowl -- has made his choice for this year's big game, and it's none other than himself!

tmz.com
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Alonzo Harris retweeted
Alonzo Harris@trainingdayJul 8
I’m nothing like Llewyn Davis. I’m that other guy
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Alonzo Harris@trainingdayJul 9
I told him fuck me like GG Allin
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FJ
@FarmerJoe0xJul 30
Slimed that kid out
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zerohedge
@zerohedgeJul 30
*CITADEL BUYS SITUATIONAL AWARENESS'S STOCK PORTFOLIO: WSJ
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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDJan 12
*hands credit card to barber* Listen. Money is no object. I need you to give me an afro.
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sammy@loserbentJan 23
the stripper likes me. everyone likes me. i'm a likable person
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i need three clones of myself: one to have sex with one to beat to death one that i force to watch the first two
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reiko@abjectlovergirl5 Sep 2025
This gun has a p*ssy
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rue yi
@ruebytwo5 Sep 2025
the final form of understanding a medium is betraying it
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cold 🥑
@coldhealing31 Aug 2025
Phone sex is funny because it's basically just masturbating to the idea that someone in the world is paying attention to you. Very sweet that that works
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alien@fastestUFO21 Aug 2025
shoot everyone you meet
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