@trapdoor

I am the only person good at the internet.

Joined May 2007
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The key to enjoying Twitter is turning off retweets. You're welcome.
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This is the only footage of The Oscars I've seen and I'm running it back like the Zapruder film watching Co-Writer dude's soul escape his body clearly not wanting anything to do with this.
Spencer Althouse
@SpencerAlthouse3 Mar 2025
LOL at the Emilia Perez "Best Song" winners singing the end of their acceptance speech and then immediately being played off with the wrap-it-up music
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Blurt laughing at this section of the Wiki page for Dr Caligari:
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Bring everything about this back.
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Incredible IMDB Trivia for Blink Twice:
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I don't think I can make it through this first episode of Yellowjackets based solely on the soundtrack picks alone. Dracula levels of bleh.
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I don't care if you're dropping Marky Mark's Good Vibrations or Snow's Informer ironically, you're still forcing me to listen to this shit.
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I love the Looney Tunes shorts where they don't know how the fuck to end so it's, like, hey check out this worm with Frank Sinatra's face.
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Finding a chunk of hash in my $25 ounce of dirtweed was an even better version of the onion ring in the fries. But that one time I got a chicken strip in my fries? That's the best, right there.
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Shoutout to these two absolute maniacs at this preview screening of Paddington 3.
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PHYSICAL MEDIA WILL NEVER DIE.
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My favorite weather is turning the heat on until my feet aren't cold, cutting it then turning the box fan on low a foot away from me to take the edge off.
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I hit the GROK button accidentally and then I found out it will AI summarize your profile and ahahaha. Self-proclaimed "cool cat."
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Mourning lost vibes.
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It's the weekend all weekend long, baby.
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Love that Work from Home break where I jump off the computer and run over to pet that one spot on my cat's forehead for 15 minutes straight.
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Was there ever a filmography that Zagged harder than Bill Duke?
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I think the show is dead and it should be dead, but goddman it, I wanna see Stephen Root as Evrart/Edgar Claire in Disco Elysium.
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Howling at Jackass dropping very good references to The Frogs.
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Michael C Hall gotta stop bringing back Dexter and resurrect this mfer from GAMER.
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Rest in Peace to the man who taught me how to vibe.
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