@treswritesstuff

Ain't here on business, baby, I'm only here for fun. 📝 editor/writer @ GQ, Vulture, other places // [email protected]

 Los Angeles via Richmond
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For @GQSports, this weekend I flew out for the GOAT’s debut and wrote about the scenes on South Beach and transcending mortality in the sunshine state. gq.com/gallery/leo-messi-mia…

Go Inside Lionel Messi's Inter Miami Debut

The GOAT took the pitch with Inter Miami last night, with LeBron, Kim K, and Becks in attendance. Here's what it was like.

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Kirby’s Mart@kirbyssmart11h
This should be the largest story in the news. It should be everywhere in the media. Kushner should wind up in prison because of it. But you won’t hear about it and nothing will happen to him.
The White Rabbit
@TheWyteRabbit119h
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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If mystery actor ain’t Harry lawtey we all gotta kill ourselves
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 22
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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I think about this one a lot lately
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@omgnicewordsOct 23
What’s the favorite celebrity moment/tweet you’ve ever seen?
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congratulations harry lawtey
panic! at the carnivale@inthemithraeumOct 25
the fact that they won’t reveal the identity of the mystery actor in the bond auditions does seem to suggest that he’s got it
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Zachary Lipez@ZacharyLipezOct 25
I misidentified him in an earlier (deleted) post but still worth noting the very cool fact that Pat Graham was photographing today, just as he did when Fugazi played the Washington Monument in 1993. @TURNSTILEHC @dischordrecords
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The biggest hardcore show of all time in the city where the genre was born put on by a group of kids from up the road who cut their teeth in DMV/Richmond hardcore, the show and crew largely staffed with their friends from that scene, all for the benefit of the defining humanitarian cause of this generation. Turnstile forever, TUI til I die, never forget Diamond Youth
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@miakhalifaOct 25
I was at the free turnstile show in Washington, DC and I felt like I was a part of history
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@sariverseOct 24
i feel bad for the people in the quotes and replies lol u guys have got to start surrounding yourselves with people you love and trust
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@sariverseOct 23
my bf went to watch a movie with my best friend without me last week (i don’t do horror) and it made me so happy bc i want the ppl i love to also like each other and form relationships. many of these “rules” are honestly just built on insecurity
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ghostly anne of cleves@mollywidstromOct 24
ok so men are people
hams@bryhamiOct 23
Why the fuck would you ever think a man is your friend? More specifically your friends man you don’t hang out with one on one?
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loitering outside the museum of rock in the tourist quarter of Barcelona because they’re playing what’s the story morning glory front to back
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Tania@TaniaSaidWhatOct 24
Don’t let this story die. Outrageous levels of treasonous corruption.
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@MollyploofkinsOct 24
Jared Kushner exposed for taking bribes from Saudi and UAE
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Kill Tim Faust 💀@crulgeOct 24
Literally crying
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Oct 23
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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no i don’t think so
girlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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For @MensHealthMag I profiled Tom Rhys Harries, star of the normalest comic book movie I absolutely watched in its entirety without covering my eyes or gagging - CLAYFACE. menshealth.com/entertainment…

Tom Rhys Harries Would Rather Be Fixing Motorcycles

Even though the 34-year-old is on the cusp of a career breakthrough in the DC Universe’s body horror flick ‘Clayface,’ he’s already got his sights set on the next thing.

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a place of worship
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this is simply not true, they are just being wildly indecisive because there’s tech money behind the franchise and what Jeff Bezos expects out of bond is different than what the Broccolis did with the franchise for the last 50-plus years
tallulah bankhead@diandrasdiandraOct 22
bond being so hard to cast is like... okay we're obviously in an actor crisis. there's never been such shortage of... gravitas, ever in the history of cinema.
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Inside of me there are two wolves
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“The needle drops in STREET FIGHTER were AWFUL” If Ryu fighting Akuma to White Zombie didn’t move you at least a little bit I question what you want out of the movies.
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