Conan O’Brien goes off on people who talk about their diets all the time "We have separate areas for smoking. I think we should do the same thing for people who want to talk about their diets" "If you want to talk about your protein maxing, or how you’ve cut down on carbs, or how you don’t eat breakfast and lunch but then eat a moderate-sized dinner, you have to go outside. It’s raining. You stand under an awning, getting soaked" "You can’t talk about your diet in front of these children. It’s second-hand diet talk"