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girl dad | dog dad | liberal | all views my own.

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Skittle@ruthlessfokus23h
Replying to @savokicks
Fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck !!!! Ask her mirema Whitehouse anaishianga kwa nani savo
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Cheated on a woman they admire.
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@droid2548h
The quoted replies are like Yemen... What'd bro ever do to these women? 😂😂😂
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kumbe jana arsenal walichapwa? 😂😂
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😂😂😂😂
Skittle@ruthlessfokus23h
Replying to @savokicks
Fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuck !!!! Ask her mirema Whitehouse anaishianga kwa nani savo
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Homeboy gets cooked for shit that my oomfs say on a random tuesday
⚖️Preston🇰🇪@pr3stonKOct 27
😂Niko sure ni diabz ilipeleka hao vijana hapo juu rasu anaku💀😂
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🇸🇭🇰🇪㋡ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ™ 🦷ⓕⓐⓝ@Its_JaymoOct 27
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.
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Are you not the woman who locked a young man in your house only feeding him pilau and you would put up spaces on this app days on end explaining to us the dirty details?? I need you people to reexamine yourselves honestly and redefine exactly what is important to yall.
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Hapa ukiniwekea 650k only, nakupatia these two giant Fleckvieh dry cows. They are expected to calve in early Dec with a production potential of 35 to 40 litres. Added advantage, they are served with Giraldo semen. Location: @MawaDairyFarm, Karatina. DM or call 0728 069200.
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🇸🇭🇰🇪㋡ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ™ 🦷ⓕⓐⓝ@Its_JaymoOct 27
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.
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iyo si catfish 😂😂
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@droid254Oct 27
This app has many mental cases and I can bet that account ya uyo dem is one of them i wont be surprised she's never met any of those guys
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AT THE SAME TIME ?
Juliet@NafunaOkemwaOct 26
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa @PiocheBrio
Mind you both of them
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konyagi > jameson innit ?
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hahahahah
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engineer, et al.
Juliet@NafunaOkemwaOct 26
Block me @xysist @PiocheBrio @wallacemecha mecha my beloved you had the best dck lol I still want that
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so ni ukweli 😩
Owichezzz🐐
@PiocheBrioOct 27
Kuteleza sio kuanguka
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Mwambie you have always found her cute
𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲@onlyngigeOct 26
My ex's mom just called and asked me why I stopped sending her flowers after I broke up with her daughter and that she misses my role as her ' son-in-law ' even though she understands what happened . Now , hapa sasa sijui kama nikutumwa ametumwa ama she's just being kind 😔
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Branding is so important because everyone knows what organization this is
My Doctor@mmmicheniOct 26
working in a functional organization is so interesting because an email from the Catering department about a change of staff menu where they “apologize for any inconvenience caused”? 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽😁
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people care about football not formula 1.
😎@timothymathaiOct 26
I'm still not convinced with the new DSTV prices. 3K for sports but I'll still pay another 3k for internet to stream F1, Rugby, NBA and Golf that's 6k. Bei ifike 850 kama ya showmax 😑
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are you saying for 3k i get the sports package with EPL and UCL?
DStv Kenya@DStv_KenyaOct 26
The NEW ERA of DStv is HERE!🥳🔥📺 From Starter at KES 750, to Select at KES 1,500, Sports at KES 3,000 and Ultimate at KES 7,300 — there’s more entertainment, more choice and more value at every level! #ExpectMoreOnDStv #Tumewaskiza #MoreForYou #MoreOfWhatYouLove #EraOfMore
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Hi there
💋@pompii0509Oct 24
I need it eaten by a starved man
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