#Bitcoin ❤️‍🔥

Joined September 2021
Cute things sell good, I want one!
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🚨 WIESO SCHAFFT ES VOLKSWAGEN, SOLCHE ELEKTROAUTOS IN CHINA ZU DIESEM PREIS ANZUBIETEN – ABER NICHT BEI UNS IN EUROPA? Schaut euch mal den neuen VW ID. UNYX 09 an! Eine über 5 Meter lange Elektro-Limousine, gemeinsam mit XPENG entwickelt. Nur mal ein paar technische Daten: ✅ 10–80 % Akkuladung in unter 12 Minuten! ✅ Bis zu 530 kW Ladeleistung! ✅ Bis zu 755 km CLTC-Reichweite! ✅ XPENG-KI-Fahrassistenz mit 750 TOPS! Und jetzt kommt der Hammer: In China verkauft VW dieses Fahrzeug ab umgerechnet gerade einmal 22.700 €! 🤯 Bei uns in Deutschland kostet schon ein VW ID.7 mindestens rund 54.500 €! Warum bekommt VW solche Fahrzeuge in China zu diesen Preisen auf den Markt, während wir in Europa teilweise mehr als das Doppelte bezahlen?
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Man, this Bitcoin dip would be really scary if I was a bearish little bitch.
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Didn't know @NEEDcreations is British
JUST IN: Retired British man becomes a millionaire after discovering his old Pokémon card collection, stored in his attic for 15 years, is worth $2 million.
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Buy Bitcoin.
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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I like how bitcoin doesn’t ask me what I do for a living when I want to move funds around.
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True story indeed! Two Italian taxmen showed their gov badges (outside Italian jurisdiction and without any warrant or service order) to demand free entry to the conference (as if they don't get enough free stuff living off tax extortion). Luckily the organizers made them pay regular tickets. If you meet them around* and they ask you questions, remember not to talk about your boating trips in any detail). (* it may be illegal for me to post any picture of them, so I will not. I'll just post, as theoretical example, a completely fake and imaginary Grok-generated picture, without any connection to real people, which happens to comes from a prompt which is partially derived from the Grok-generated description of a real picture I've been sent.)
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If ethereum was a car
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Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages.
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I don't mean to be a party pooper but saylor doesn't know anything, just like none of us know anything except ∞/21M and that will play out in the long run
NEW: Michael Saylor tells Charles Schwab the Bitcoin bull market has started 👀 "It bounced off the week 200 week moving average...we rallied about $20,000 beyond that, so we think we're at the beginning of the next bull run now." 🚀
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The bull market is calling.
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Evolution of money
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France could use a little bit of this right now.
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By the time the Roadster actually ships, I bet it'll cost less than 0,5 btc.
By the time the Roadster actually ships, I bet you’ll be able to pay for it in bitcoin.
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State is the biggest evil that cripples the free market
Germany's Chancellor Merz: Germany and France reached an understanding on future policy toward the automotive industry. To put it very simply: The ban on combustion engines is now history.
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There will come a day when we see double solo block You'll see ☝️
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Am I the only one who sees the flying feature in Roadster as a perfect defense mechanism against car crash?
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Since our 2022 debate, gold is up 116%. HEX is down 99.6%. Richard Heart laughed through the whole thing. Only one of us is still laughing.
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Why does it feel like there’s been a coordinated attack on #bitcoin self custody?
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