Turn 3 Sports Bar

Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck and he’ll never walk into a bar. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, “ Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. ” “ Why not? ” asks the snake. “ You can't hold your liquid." #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A dog walks into a bar then out, then in, then back out. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

So this lawyer walks into a bar and asks "Is this where I take the exam?" #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A neutron walks into a bar. “ How much for a beer? ” the neutron asks. “ For you? ” says the bartender. “ No charge. ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “ Sorry, we don't serve food here. ” But Turn 3 does! Til 4:30 am!  #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that was just a coincidence, man. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “ Five beers, please. ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

An Irishman walks by a bar ... it could happen. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

The past, present, and future walk into a bar ... It was tense. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

A cat walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks, “ Are you going to drink it, or just knock it over on purpose? ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

What's your favorite song? You should sing it tonight at our karaoke show.  Get on stage, lights on, mic in hand, and have a blast. Tonight from 8pm-12am. It's a lot of fun.  PS: We also have karaoke on Sundays #karaoke #singasong #isitmyturn #wagonwheel #thingstodo #bocaraton

A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, “ How the hell did you do that? ” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?” #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

Beer is not the answer. It's the question. ( The answer is yes. ) #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

It's tonight! Karaoke every Wednesday at 8pm!  Hosted by Sounds of Stardom. See you there! #karaoke #bocaraton #thingstodo #sing #tenneseewhiskey

I saved some beer today. It was trapped in an ice cold bottle. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious

What's your favorite song? You should sing it tonight at our karaoke show.  Get on stage, lights on, mic in hand, and have a blast. Tonight from 8pm-12am. It's a lot of fun.  PS: We also have karaoke on Sundays #karaoke #singasong #isitmyturn #wagonwheel #thingstodo #bocaraton

"Beer is made of hops, hops are a plant ¦ so basically beer is a salad. Can't argue with that logic." #ThingsYouHearInBars

Soup of the day.... Whiskey. #barjokes #jokes #funny #entertainment #whysoserious