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#15 USA Today Best Affordable Eats in US. Westword Best of Denver Best Poké. Yelp Best Seafood Colorado. Local. Sustainable seafood. Crafted. Small batch.

Denver, Colorado
Joined May 2016
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They realized they can't afford to waste Brandon Aubrey's prime
Breaking: Cowboys are signing free-agent DE Jadeveon Clowney, owner Jerry Jones announced.
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EXCLUSIVE: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred removes Pete Rose, "Shoeless" Joe Jackson from MLB's permanent ineligible list. Rose and Jackson-- baseball's two pariahs, stained by gambling-- now have a clear pathway for consideration for Baseball's Hall of Fame. Story TK
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Dan Orlovsky: "What type of coordination did Whitney Houston have?" "HAND EYEEEEEEEEEEE"
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I’m not annoyed that Taylor Swift got little girls interested in football. Im annoyed that Taylor Swift got little girls interested in the Kansas City Chiefs.
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I wish I was lying 😭 Bills mafia is crazy 😂😂😂
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This is the best cover of “War Pigs” ever. Why didn’t you guys call me?
Generals gathered in their masses 🎸
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Replying to @martynovasucks
When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell weighs in on the KC-BUF offsides call: “There was no question about that foul. … It was absolutely the correct call.”
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I will never recover from this student email.
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It's regrettable in the world we live in today. People thrive and are happy trying to put down others. When an honest mistake is made, and a sincere apology is offered, I can't believe how many people look at that genuine gesture and still try to beat you for it.
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Pretty good way to come back from last week…
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Vietnam veteran being told how much his Rolex watch is worth 😳
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Everything that you've gone thru has prepared u for what's next. I Believe that your Now will be so blessed that u will appreciate your yesterdays. Be prepared to experience the things u dreamt of & prayed for. Now is your time baby. #CoachPrime
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Say whatever you want about New Yorkers, this is what we’re really like
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Serenity now! Even the most visited national parks have places of serenity and solitude—you might just have to walk a little further on the trail to find it.⁣ Keep going. Almost there.
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People don’t understand…Denver is one of THE SPORTS CITIES THREE SEPARATE PARADES FOR THREE SEPARATE TEAMS
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I’ll allow it. repost @denverwestword Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson, eat your heart out! @kenjeong fever was running wild at Ball Arena on June 1 during game one of the NBA finals between the @miamiheat and @nuggets — with the Hangover and Community star signing people's jerseys, cheering the Nugs on in videos posted by the team on Twitter, and even taking half-court shots with the OG Rocky. "The LA Lakers have Jack Nicholson and a ton of Hollywood stars as fans," tweeted fan Kyle Collins. "The Miami Heat have DJ Khaled, Pitbull, The Rock, Flo Rida, etc. The Denver Nuggets have Ken Jeong. I see that as a win for us."
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i wish i could text my friends’ pets
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