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On a mission to stop people parking so selfishly, so lazily, so appallingly and in some cases, so dangerously. Tweeting about it is better than therapy.

Berkshire
Joined September 2017
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Don't want your atrocious parking photographed & uploaded to Twitter? Then think of others when you park. It's easy.
Another 4x4 believing he’s special enough to take up two spaces. #B&Q #Slough #1984CB @Parking_Idiots @parkingknobs @selfishparker @worstparkjobs @parklikeamoron @parklikeatwat @twatparking
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#YT07PPV Not parking this time, but massively twattish driving. Instead of allowing traffic down the High Street, she jumped the car clearly giving way (after trying once & being told to get back) & caused chaos. Only to park a couple of hundred metres further on, so no fire 😤
#YT07PPV Not parking this time, but massively twattish driving. Instead of allowing traffic down the High Street, she jumped the car clearly giving way (after trying once & being told to get back) & caused chaos. Only to park a couple of hundred metres further on, so no fire 😤
SM62 WEP No, Madam, it’s not OK to park your 4x4 in a disabled space because you’re “just popping in”/“won’t be long”/“have small children to collect”. Get there earlier, park in one of the many other, non-disabled, spaces that are available & fucking walk 100yards. 😤
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SM62 WEP No, Madam, it’s not OK to park your 4x4 in a disabled space because you’re “just popping in”/“won’t be long”/“have small children to collect”. Get there earlier, park in one of the many other, non-disabled, spaces that are available & fucking walk 100yards. 😤
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Literally.
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TurtleParking retweeted
Replying to @DrJenGunter @GOP
He meant “didn’t not know about it”
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M6 FWM - why park in one of the hundreds of parking spaces, when you can right by the door & block the trolley park instead?! @LongacresGC #parklikeatwat #parklikea4x4 #parklikearangerover #selfishparking #parkingasshole #parkingfail
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2 KCP this evening @ChartersSchool - in such desperate need to show off his shiny white Ferrari at the Year 9 Parents’ Evening, he parks it *inside* the School, blocking the only disabled access. Twat.
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This guy was parked at an angle when I parked next to him (straight!) which meant he didn’t have enough room to get out of his door. Instead of straightening up in his space, he chose to take up two. Now the carpark is full & others are stuck. MH65 LDK - you’re a selfish dick.
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Empty car park, but this dick - RJ16 WLC - thinks it’s ok to park in one of the only disabled spaces @STBGFC. #selfishparking #dickparking #badparking
Been there 1/2 hour. Even bought a ticket. Done nothing but blast music out to everyone else. Class. #shitparking #selfishparker #badparking
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3 at once! 1 in the disabled space (#nobluebadge) & 2 who aren't sure what the lines are for. #parkingfail #badparking #bracknell #bpgarage
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More #badparking at #foxhills. Too many in one day to post here! Lines? What lines?
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Why only take 1 space, when you can take up 2? Classic 4x4 #selfishparking - hope you enjoyed the colouring practice 😉 #foxhills #badparking
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