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(maybe famous). Wisdom from the walls of the lavatory. Comedian. Writer. #standup #Technologist and #Investor #startup #nerd #domains #python #perl #php #lamp

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Joined April 2009
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The exhausted project manager on a midnight conference call to the programmer in India telling them how to code for big dolla #premiumdomain estimations after a bong hit
Nobody else has noticed the "too high to estimate" on the GoDaddy GoValue tool? godaddy.com/domain-value-app… The tools is not 100% accurate for every domain name, but this makes it clear it's not useful for high-value domain names.
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teapawt.org/handshakecon/status/16… Looks like a good way to learn about some of the Blockchain namespace innovation. Starts in just about 14 hours. #hns @HNS
Approximately 19 hours from now, we open #HandyCon2023. It truly is amazing to see the community effort, to make this year's #Handshake conference the best one yet! RT & share the event. Registration is free. airmeet.com/e/10dfe960-a752-… Tons of exciting giveaways! #dweb #web3🤝
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Found: If you're gonna sell a #guitar, here's someone who knows how to "lean in" and go narrow in marketing to a buyer... ...in this case @elonmusk youtube.com/watch?v=RLv423W0…
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ChatGPT: "provide me a haiku about #dropcatching #domainnames" @ICANN #domaininvesting >The race to catch them >A domain name is dropped >The winner takes all.
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Why are we not calling this week the #mccarthyera? #SpeakerVote
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Noooooo. A legend lost today after a long, private bout with Cancer. RIP @normmacdonald #fcancer
There was a #domainer named Cyger , Who likes a beer with his braunschweiger, He expands the brains, for fans of #domains, And he'll pounce on an #auction like tiger. @MichaelCyger #domainerlimerics #respect
It seems like Trump is more similar to herpes than just the orange soreness - impossible to cure and irritating flareups
seriously, I just like the song in the background... youtu.be/SpdeM3oebB4 #somuchfun #
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I just saw the funniest #standup in the chillest place with real humans Niles CA The Florence
#sarcasm CDG airport connections are amazingly efficient and the employees are friendly and customer-service oriented @airfrance @delta
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I think the #LGBTQ community want to scale back to #LGBT and give that letter back to tiki idju-nazzy iluminutters #maga
Is it just me or does it feel like we've been living inside of a giant, perpetual issue of @TheOnion since January 2017? #maga #bebest
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When @wordtracker is working, that is... Today, not so much. I have had #503 errors all day trying to reach them #fail #error teapawt.org/HiRiseInc/status/10023…
5 of the best #socialmedia selling tips for your eCommerce business bit.ly/2pUfwyG via @Wordtracker @Shane_barker
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Am in #Brooklyn, talking #Crypto and other words that contain the letter "y" - as in "Why didn't I Invest in Ethereum in 2015?!?!?!?) @EtherealSummit #blockchain can and will change lives for the better.
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#domains: I was talking to someone about #hotyoga today... The Internet is a strange place with respect to domain names... it seems like #xxx, #porn go with #beer, #yoga, #fashion and #vodka really well! #icann
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