@twothickscoops

Had sepsis twice was fine both times. Account is run/managed by Will’s parents.

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Joined June 2014
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Most interesting tidbit from Jake Bauers media availability: after BP, he just chills in hot tub and plays online chess until a half hour before game. Says he has an anonymous username so nobody knows who they’re playing, but it wouldn’t matter because he’s not that good anyways
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Tampa bay utter devastation no survivors
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First time in MLB history a team has gotten a chopper gunner
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i’m still straight edge
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you guys don’t even understand
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Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?
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everyone says the brewers are cheating and then they show dan vogelbach is our hitting coach. imagine dan vogelbach cooking up schemes
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KKKDODGERS DEFEATED
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I’m about to cry
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“7 games”
ReplyToTheField@replies_guyOct 15
It’s completely unfair to let a 162 game season come down to just 7 games. The Dodgers are a much better team.
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It’s getting serious
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That’s interesting. All I saw was the dodgers “juicing” our “balls” 😂😂OH BEHAVE!
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FUCK YOU BREWERS FANS🤡🤡🤡 ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT THEY’RE JUICING THESE BALLS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS NOT GETTING OUT IN ANY SETTING BITCH 🤡🤡🤡
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Poop Spill @ Highway 59 & Highway S, Eagle 4 FD units responding. Full road closure for a significant amount of manure spilled in traffic.
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Based on what you’ve told me, it seems like you have options. -For a chill, low key hang, choose your nan (80% shite, 20% mint) 👵 -For a vibrant, high-energy hang, choose your mate 🙋‍♂️(60% mental, 40% proper legend)
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we've lost what once made poop delicious,
Michael Dempsey
@mhdempseyOct 10
i feel we've lost any sense of romanticism and humanity about company building in tech and it's a very dark path
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Hi guys
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ほちは何もしてないのに、 チワワ・柴犬・コーギー・トイプードルに吠えられました。 何もしてないのに。
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