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Father, Husband, bearded dude, musician, typewriter collector... IG: @beardmastergeneral

Austin, TX
Joined March 2009
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Around 1979 when I was going to Dart Tournaments with my parents, there were piles of 7" records as promo. So many. Frisbees. I was 7-8.
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"We don’t ask you for free iPhones. Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation" [link] : taylorswift.tumblr.com/
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The elephant will never forget 1952 London youtu.be/rc9gtJndKE4
This pic from 1968 of @SarahKSilverman makes me think she is a time traveler
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I'm glad the office of the Attorney General started using roller derby names. #LorettaLynch
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I am always bummed when I see a non-electric car in an EV charging/parking space. #socketblocker #plugthug #apathy #oblivious
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I wonder if there is a banner company in Alabama called "Alabanner"...
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A deer was running along side my van, it darted behind me and the next car ran it over, taking with it a majority of the cars front end. 😱
3 years ago today doctors sliced into my wife's abdomen, reached in and pulled out Apollonia Revolution Nelson. #footlingbreach #love
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That caller from Austin is @typewriterbeard, and his beard is ON. POINT.
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Butt hole surfers were played yesterday and today at @EvolveASP RT if you know who they Are.
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Getting tacos today this kid said to me "How long it take to get that" and I said about 9 years" and he said "I was talking about the food"
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I have a Peglegasus tattoo.