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if chatgpt gives me one more em dash i'm going to freak out

damn, got sniped from the stands

the two teams out of the entire postseason that i didn't want to see in a super bowl. 😴

here is some foolproof fantasy football advice: just do the exact opposite of whatever i do

first football sunday of the year and i am already regretting doing fantasy football again

stop trying to make vr a thing.

now the questions is, what do i hate more? philly fans? or patrick mahomes' egg helmet?

nfl is rigged ain’t nothing going to change my mind

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i was told twitter was going to be shut down today. well?

it doesn’t matter where you are in the world, you can always count on boomers getting drunk in the hotel pool.

being 36 is hurting your back on the warmup sets.

i really need to cut back on the amount of exclamation marks i send in my emails.

this twitter update makes things really hard to read. switch it back.

the heartbeat of tampa sports

who else hasn't updated their creative portfolio in over 5 years? just me? #PortfolioDay

so you're telling me turboxtax can basically fill out my entire form for me but i have to pay them to get the money the gov owes me?

i love how much tom brady loves the bucs.