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An obdurate man with a word of the day calendar who is unencumbered by the vicissitudes of life. Gal 3:28

Near Charlotte, NC
Joined May 2013
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Not to brag but I'm the reason hats now legally have to say, "one size fits most"
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At least we can soon get back to normal commercials... You know the ones with the sick kids and dying animals.
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Watching an episode of the A-Team where a bunch of WASPs are shaking down a first generation Italian restaurant owner. Seems legit.
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It's no-more-political-ads Eve!
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La mejor que ví hecho con IA hasta ahora. 10/10
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I never understood why wetting your pants wasn't simply called a pisstake.
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Someone called it “The Bird Reich”
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Former #NYR forward Ron Duguay, who was known for his scoring flair, flowing hair and Manhattan escapades during his eight seasons with the Rangers and ranks 25th on the franchise's all-time goal-scoring list, has succumbed to cancer at the age of 69. nytimes.com/athletic/7689694…
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National Flag League
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[eating microwave macaroni and cheese out of a coffee mug with a melon baller]: Meh I don't care about money
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A gen-xer doesn't care about your race, gender, or political affiliation because a gen-xer knows you all suck.
First Metallica, now Mötley Crüe. Nikki Sixx: We don't care about your political affiliation, race, gender, we're all in this together.
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I don’t know about you, but if I’m about to invest in an encyclopedia for my family I’m gonna need the peace of mind that only comes with Pete Rose’s endorsement.
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John McTiernan had a pretty good director streak.
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You're only as old as the amount of time between now and when you were born.
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I just bought an atlas audiobook. It's a bit tedious.
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This is one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, period
This is the best Raymond Reddington impression you will ever hear
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In my next staff meeting I plan to finish my report with, "...[I]f I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground."
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Thank goodness world famous multi-millionaire professional athletes feel safe enough to finally come out into the light and make commercials about weight loss pills. They've suffered too long.
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The NFL season doesn't start for 45 minutes and I'm already sick of the Kelces
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