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U@ufffenciveOct 31

LORDDD

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U@ufffencive11m

Talking with my concise It said where’d you find this guy? I said young people fall in love With the wrong people sometimes

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🦢@soulsanctuary__Oct 31

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Hassaan@hstweet232h

arguing is for stupid people. the smart ones like me just barge into an argument, say “romans did it better”, and leave.

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Baad main? Baad main chai thandi ho jati hai aur chai dubara garam nae kerte jahil

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Only a proper 12-hour sleep can fix me now

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You can only distinguish me from my bf by realizing that she needs a joint to get this level of high

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A guy wants to marry my shia friend and is contacting me frequently to convince her and her family but the very first thing I tell you about him is that his name is lrly Umar. His second name is Farooq. HELP😭😭

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If you're sad, you don't have genuine friends. You need non chalant ones, responsible ones, caring ones, loving ones, protective ones and all in one as well. AND NO! I am not talking about opposite gender friendships.

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elele@eleleeeeeeeeee19h

the way you type is so hot faceless oomf

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kranz fafka 𐙚🇵🇸@margbarisraellOct 31

we got shia baddies praising a guy named abu bakar before gta6

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Aura-100

zhopamine@zedchrmsm11h

6 ft tall, jacked man on the treadmill next to me wearing airpods max and watching dar-e-nijaat

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damn hug your friends instead

h.@goofhaida22h

sometimes a girl can’t get a hug, so instead she names 5 things she can see, 4 she can touch, 3 she can hear, 2 she can smell, and 1 she can taste

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😭😭😭

sigmahed 🇵🇸@vibeistani23h

She only wants me for my pakistani citizenship

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proper worshipper

mi ow@meowsbackOct 31

just saw a man who only follows his girl and only replies to her posts i have to kill myself

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amsha@ohhyesweirdoOct 31

Finding love is rare. I mean you might get a great husband, a decent spouse, a gentleman, but you may never find a lover.

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U@ufffenciveOct 31

November smells so beautiful

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U@ufffenciveOct 31

okay stop scrolling now

hz.@xoloxtOct 31

a verse in surah an'am, "your Lord has made it obligatory on Himself to be merciful to you" i cried

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U.@stickynotes501Oct 31

barso purani baat hai ye tou

🤖 Made with AI

Image from U. (@stickynotes501)

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U@ufffenciveOct 31

If you can't move on from someone then factory reset their moving on journey to day 1 as well. Be a menace.

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U@ufffenciveOct 31

mai hun mai😤

U@ufffenciveOct 31

Asking again agar sab God's strongest soldier hain tou God's weakest soldier kaun hain?

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