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my job is literally just an extended version of being a college student except I get paid and it’s so much fun
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whenever i replay in my head all the nice things a guy has done for me i start feeling like an abused sheltered dog
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When you’re chopping it upppp with a 19 year old girl and tell her you’re actually 25 and she’s like ohhhhhh😭😭😭
nobody wants to admit this but the only situations in which women don’t “put out” is because their man has an active porn addiction. next
at the point in adulthood where everyone around me is trying to normalize cheating and it’s like. Um actually let’s not…..
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Honestly this is a good reminder to everyone that acting insane and possessive and jealous about your wife or husband is completely normal and good and may have prevented this
Never be chill, always crash out immediately, threaten suicide as the first move
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Trying to plan a last minute halloween costume when I’ve been feeling especially chopped as of late





















