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@uhgoose

goose is a professional lollygagger and master at incoherent rambling. also artist sometimes 😄😋. oc and art account: @goopsient

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Joined October 2020
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one time i ordered a tom collins and the bartender made a face and then went to this old guy for affirmation to make fun of me like ha ha i don’t even know what that is. ok that’s like the simplest gin drink it’s lemon soda water and gin. how do you not know that as a bartender.
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this happened last year and it still makes me mad like how do you not know what that is. you could just ask nicely and id tell her but she was like no let me make fun of this silly girl and her girl drink… its not even a girl drink its just gin PISS OFFFFFF
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does anyone else hate him for no reason sorry he kind of annoys me
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under my dictatorship i will make fandom illegal
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guys does anyone have gay Halloween costume ideas i can steal sorry i literally can not think of anything
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one time i went to the obgyn and they asked if i was sexually active and i said yea but with only women and they said oh we don’t count that
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how reassuring
Evan Hubinger (@EvanHub) profile pictureEvan Hubinger
@EvanHubSep 9
Jacob is correct here—we really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans! I personally think it is >10% within the next decade. I believe Anthropic is trying its best, but we do not yet have a plan to solve alignment for superintelligence and are not clearly on track to.
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why would a company even admit this
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like you are a gay 16 year old. you are not the target audience for this.
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goose@goopsientAug 19
completely normal reaction to your situationship talking to someone else
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goose@goopsientAug 16
immediately going to r/aita after this
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Soda themed charms for funsies
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Myszka ⭐️ COMM OPEN !! (@sweepswoop_) profile pictureMyszka ⭐️ COMM OPEN !!@sweepswoop_Jul 16
I wish I could sell oc merch cuz I made a bunch lol
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there’s a place in the city that has a large iced coffee for three dollars only if you download their app but i have no idea how they make any profit. they’re probably selling all my data to palantir and i wouldn’t even notice.
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27 year old marvel adult calling people puriteens over a spiderman movie… be serious 😭
brooke's crashing tf out 🪏 (@verybrookie) profile picturebrooke's crashing tf out 🪏@verybrookieAug 4
why is everyone so obsessed with adult marvel characters being utterly sexless...they're two single adults in a hot tub...not exactly screaming sibling banter here lmao
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Beach time
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new york! where the big buildings at?!
☆ L A N A (@lanajarae) profile picture☆ L A N A@lanajaraeAug 4
amsterdam! where the 🍃🌿🌱at ?!
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my hot take is stop bringing babies to extremely loud pride events without proper ear protection because i saw extremely fresh babies to toddlers throughout june at ear damaging pride events with no headphones.
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as soon as your start presenting more masc everyone around you gives their unsolicited opinions. you mention how you like a certain clothes style and then someone says it‘ll be unflattering on you. you want to cut your hair but everyone says no it looks so good long. ok no shit.
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when you’re short with feminine features it’s obvious that nothing masculine will be flattering on you but everyone feels the need to voice it because it is unfathomable that a woman would make herself purposely ugly.
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