Navy Vet. Psyop critic. Tejana. Team America. Coincidentally ghostwriting the future, wondering what the deal is. 🏜️🌵💋 🛠️ 📻 🌌

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2021
I have a lot of plausible deniability on my TL tonight. Nice try
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Are we really going to be paying for 149 dollar Christmas ornaments?
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Angel ⋆ ☁︎ ⋆☽⋆ retweeted
Me explaining to the they/them who just offered to put oat milk in my coffee what a post apocalyptic society will look like.
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Clayface was morbid with all the blood and cutting, but it’s a great way to describe code switching to different people
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If you limit or restrict comments on your comment section, you deserve to be blocked.
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This reunion was pretty nice, my grandmother is in her 90’s. I still haven’t seen my dad apparently he was still too sick to leave the house in his condition, he prefers designated people only. My eldest uncle gave me a wad of cash as a gift and I just counted it. A thousand bucks. this is so nice. I haven’t seen them in around 25 years. Some of them didn’t even know my dad had a child, many were in shock, but they were all nice and family oriented blue collar h-town southerners. They had personalized gift bags, pens, banners, decorated tables fancy tablecloths, celebrating my grandparents’ Thomas Malone union. 🥹
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Mexicans are winning. They just do things without complaining… 👀
Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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On my way to Houston, let’s see how much it’s changed!
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My algorithm keeps trying to sell me on New York but I’m not a communist
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Monopoly at McDonalds could fund the entire midterms if they really wanted to
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I know why I’m like this
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I’m afraid the novelty has worn off. all the signature time issue have come back. It feels like I’m constantly running from a ghost. I have learned everything there is to do in 9 months and I feel bored out of my mind. Foggy and lethargic
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I was invited to a family reunion in Houston for the side I haven’t seen since I was 6, wondering if I should go. Kinda nervous
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😂 this is cute
This Simpsons joke about Catholic v Protestant heaven is welded into my brain, especially because in the narrative of the show Catholic heaven is meant to be undesirable despite Christ himself preferring it
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Why or how do people with similar physiognomies fall into similar lifestyles or patterns of behavior, despite being completely disconnected and unrelated to these other individuals? Its it because of how society reacts to them? Are they all descendants of the same ancient cult? does our reaction to their features funnel them into either favorable or unfavorable conditions? It trips me out how I run into or attract people with an acute intuition despite us being completely different people. Different everything. It amazes me.
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They all have the same eyes
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