@uncle_creature

irish 30 something

 loch tuah
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Joined August 2018
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been getting these insane ads recently but I think finding out I’m No.3 Succubus is particularly nonsensical
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did you all know they got rid of the lime rice smh
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nobody can tell I am deeply hungover because of how normal and fine I look
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having a beautiful time ✨
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cried 50% of my eye makeup off during the ceremony, fixed it with lipliner don’t tell anyone
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at this wedding the girls got prosecco placecards and the boys got aperol ones but I’m non-binary so they made me a custom margarita 😭🩷
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in a cafe looking disappointedly at the ipad kids with their headphones on as I put on my headphones to watch something on my phone
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back in the storm again baybay
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“ooh i love sunshine i love warmth” weaklings, it is time to be in a cyclone
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dream couples costume
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two weeks after reading my first and only Murakami I was admitted to the psych ward, take that as you will
The Japan Times@japantimesOct 23
Author Ryu Murakami, whose edgy works explored sex, violence, and youth culture, has died, his publisher said Friday. He was 74. ebx.sh/LqglYT

Japanese novelist Ryu Murakami dies at 74

Murakami’s works, which explored sex, violence, and youth culture, were translated globally.

ebx.sh
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unfortunately for you plebs I have hit my reading target of 45 books two months early and am now filled with superiority
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live life love stout
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Troye Sivan definitely wrote She’s The Best to be experienced in the rain in Northern Ireland
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I have been awake since 7am yesterday to travel to this wedding please someone give me a pint
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my childhood best friend gets married this weekend and I’m already emotional. 29 years of friendship! marrying the love of her life! I am so excited!
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
MagellanQuest 🇪🇺/acc
@MagellanQuestOct 22
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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to this day the most jealous I’ve ever been is of the toddler who used to go to my school with his da & school age sibling in one of these. imagine flying through the city in the rain in a cosy little trailer my GOD sign me up for reincarnation as a posh toddler
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just did some quick maths and the toddler in this story is now at least 18, godspeed young pintman
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they’re calling it the least mentally ill autumn ever
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