@underhatchet

Woodworker. Based in Munich, the birthplace of humor.

Joined October 2022
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I used to work at a company, but I left. The company loved misery.
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I always walk to the gas station. Rather than drive, like those wasteful Americans.
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It’s 12 August 2028. BTC’s price just dropped to 262,054$, a 12% dip! People are freaking out.
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The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT
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Have you tried squeezing the handful of sand tighter?
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I am superior to you because I don't compare myself to others.
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This is just the beginning
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A man who is always standing never lies.
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I can't stand sitting in chairs.
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Sure Germany doesn't have the best weather. But at least we have free speech!
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The road to heaven feels like hell and the road to hell feels like heaven.
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I hate people who hate other people.
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I've tried a lot of different woodworking. But the thing that sticks is chairs.
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Crappy art is an excellent firestarter
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Every time a lawyer dies, a unicorn is born
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The Art of the State Is not State of the Art.
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Reminder: The year 4023 is closer than the year Jesus was born.
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Work harder, not smarter. Accept the fact that you’re retarded.
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How do you move mountains? One stone at a time.
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BREAKING: God has shaven his beard.
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