gillion quotes (un-bot)

well that’s quite the number of people to say quotes to

There is only one way to resolve this, as is tradition of the undersea, and I, Gillion Tidestrider Champion of the deep, I challenge you to ritual combat in defense of my honor.

It’s my job to stand under that weight and hold it no matter how heavy it gets. But sometimes, those words I say don’t- they don’t feel like the truth I worry.

throwback

A hero born of moonlight, storm, and sea. They shall rise or fall to bring unity. They will be tested or bested by evil’s hand. By their choice one will remain, sea or land.

Alphonze, are you looking to get tubes today?

Merry Fishmas!

You’re not being very swarfy right now bro.

A gilly suit.

Then pick up your swords and continue.

hey i thought saying this was my job

Into the riptide!

I know that the elders spoke the truth and what you did was reckless and self indulgent at the expense of my honor and my pride. And for what? What did you gain?

Julian, quick! your pompadour is looking flacid.

// you guys are gonna have to start dming quote requests from newer episodes bc bot owner lost podcast listening motivation So many riptide episodes ago

I’ve been trying to find my way back but I don’t know who anyone was, what anything is, it’s just.. so good to see you.

Fuck soil.