2k, what are we doing here? How in get loaded into a game where my whole team quit before tip and get penalized for leaving it? Ain’t nobody trying to play starting five.

I let these mf sell me all the way down to silver. They playing a different game down here in silver rec. it’s so fun tho. These mfs actually pass. It’s wild.

The best part about 2k events is my teammates will sell and I can quickly derank. 2k pls let me play a casual mode. Red plate is lame af. I just wanna throw oops and so silly shit sometimes.

Maybe I’m woke but calling native Americans Indians is wrong. None of them shat in their teepees or polluted their rivers. Stop insulting them.

Fast food is wild these days. How it cost me like $25 for two pizza from Pizza Hut but two meals at McDonald’s the same price?

How tf are you supposed to do Ice Breaker now? Like these mfs peak and insta tap you. Wedge gotta be undefeated after this patch… make it 700k again so I can try more than twice a day @nikgeneburn

Talbott just fucked Figgy up. Mf can fuck Frank Ocean all he wants idgaf as long as he keeps doing this.

Anybody who thinks driving dunk is op needs to go play silver plate rec. mfs will go 1/15 trying to dunk on the whole team. They need iq requirements for life. We need to cull mfs.

Dana big mad after that one.

If one Gable can hold you down, one Gable will rape you. #UFC331

HW is so bad. Imagine you supposed to be good and Tai is beating you. Cut this whole division. Make them fat mfs go down to 205 or to PFL.

Lololol Ryan Garcia just fucked this guy up.

Sometimes I feel like a boomer. How the first time ima learn of Oliver Tree was when he died?

7/11 was a part time job.

I’m convinced H1Bs have a button to garble their mic so you can’t understand them. “Hey, what is the status on this item you’re supposed to have finished?” “Oh saarr, yes I am working with wurbdhdjdjhs djsibsj ouevavahj <static> and it will be finished <static>”

I used to think it was an own in all my teachers who said we wouldn’t always have a calculator so we had to learn math. And now none of you can do math in your head.

The more I interact with H1Bs, the more I believe they are incapable of any kind of complex thought. You have to explain any concept like you would to a small child. You have to hold their hand the entire way. They lack any sort of agency to solve any problem.

Company hires much of super competent genius H1Bs to make an API. Takes months of them not providing anything “oh saarr we are still developing”. Finally deliver after weeks of blocking everyone. Ofc, first payload we test it fails. They have no idea what is going on… hours in a meeting just for them to be worthless bug men. But hey, they are likely getting paid more than most of you Americans. Guess you’re just too lazy to fuck up…