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mdni ꩜ i am being gangstalked by the cia and hunted for sport !! ⌖ #FlyEaglesFly

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Joined July 2022
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"Puppy want a treat?" You edged me for an hour and im fat as fuck yes puppy DO want a treat
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listening to new 2hollis
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#DragonBall Half of the cast's best look imo
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girl no ones talked like this since 1940 what the hell are we doing
Ending this debate to go on abt our day❤️💋
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tryna talk like tiana and schooling ME about racism? bitch please
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i’m gonna have to objectify him sorry
oh here comes mr fat dick
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i have been having prophetic dreams that the pope will canonize me following my death and instruct the churches of the world to use my flesh as the new eucharist
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random lady just came in and went on a 5 minute rant about trees to me because apparently the magnolia trees in front of the coffee shop are blooming extremely early
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guy walking past my bus stop just split like 4 poles with his girl and i made a visible face
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please let him do this #pleaselethimdothis
JUST IN: Donald Trump has asked advisors if it is legal for him to be his own White House Press Secretary
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a doll!!
Waiter !!! give me more moe black characters!!!
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Tripped over a🐜 ant & smacked into condcrete Lost 3 teeth and They scattered into the dirt and grew ibto beautiful little girls. Say hello to my daughters Telegram(french) Whatsappe (italian) and Youtube (African)😊
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Lunchables ham is made out of white people
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My upstairs neighbors are stomping mission directives to me in Morse code. [sitting in bed, eyes to the ceiling] City bus… Chicago bean…
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is that stolas 😭
transophes gonna send you shit like this and expect you to take them seriously
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hey can u pls stop vaping around my baby he only likes miami mint geekbars that strawberry mango shit not good for him
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