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Joined February 2024
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Me at 8 years old realizing I’ll never turn Super Saiyan no matter how hard I scream.
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I love corny Drake idc 🤣🥰
Daily Noud
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Drake will reportedly sing the national anthem for the Chiefs vs Seahawks game tonight.
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Please don’t EVER underestimate my ability to remove you from my life. I promise you, nobody is exempt 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Me when someone asks for “just 5 minutes” of my time.
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If Callum was the next bond, so dua should be the bond girl or the one who sing the soundtrack.
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_FilmOct 24
Amazon has reportedly completed multiple screen tests for the next James Bond, with Jacob Elordi and Jack Lowden among those tested Jack Lowden odds are at an all-time high.
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When somebody vacuuming and they bouta do in front of the couch 😭😂
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Waiting on 5pm so I can go home, house rot & walk around like this all weekend
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"You handled the stress so well" Meanwhile, me:
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I will never get tired of watching Shane Gillis do Trump impressions
Shane Gillis
@ShanemgillisOct 23
The Weathermen @Kalshi
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When I tell you my tolerance for nonsense is EXTREMELY low….
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I need to take a shower, but let me just sit and contemplate life for 20 mins first.
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The famous rock climbing sequence in MI II (2000)
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_FilmOct 22
What movie has the greatest action scene of all time?
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Thanking the lord for employment but gottt damn it I’m tired lol.
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Me pulling back up to the drive-thru window cause they forgot my sauce.
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The moment when a single ring gives one the greatest plot twist in cinema history "the sixth sense" (1999).
Kalshi Film
@Kalshi_FilmOct 21
What’s a perfect movie ending you didn’t see coming?
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How it feels coming up with the perfect response 6 hours after the conversation
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kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 retweeted
Tarek Mansour
@mansourtarek_Oct 20
you can also use this to block Kalshi ads cc @allanmaman
Dillon Brooks
@dillonbrooks24Oct 20
Thanks for inventing this, @Kalshi
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sadness did not try to fix him. she just sat with him. that is the whole lesson
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I put on the email, “please let me know if you have any questions.” And they had questions.
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It’s time to look at my coworkers all over again.
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