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userniko

@usrnko

SPN and DBH. I retweet adult content sometimes, so recommended 18+. Age 30+ since people insist on knowing

Joined May 2019
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Why are the newspapers doing lolcows now
Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) profile pictureBec Shaw@BrocklesnitchOct 29
Hahahhahahahahahah fucken hell theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
Neighbour of new Montenegro embassy in London sues council over impact on mental health

Neighbour of new Montenegro embassy in London sues council over impact on mental health

Exclusive: Case in Pimlico is latest instance of tensions between residents and small countries seeking a space in the capital

theguardian.com
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AO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
AO3 Down for Maintenance

AO3 Down for Maintenance

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Joey⚡️@joeygllghrOct 27
Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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not wint@drilhistorianOct 27
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Danielle Alvarez (@daniellealvarez) profile pictureDanielle Alvarez
@daniellealvarezOct 26
Obama and Democrats are a bunch of out-of-touch elitists for mocking the Cheesecake Factory. Mocking the Cheesecake Factory is a strange way to connect with everyday Americans. Obama has clearly spent too much time enjoying the luxuries of Martha’s Vineyard to relate.
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Gen Z coworker likes me so she's working near me and chatting as much as our work allows Which is sweet and all but I am an introvert please give me some space!
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evil guy with ocd who keeps having intrusive thoughts that he's actually a good person
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Starting to think that the reason tech bros think AI might have a soul is because they don't have one themselves
Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) profile pictureKeith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Dimitri (@thedimitri) profile picture
Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Ads (@adsfig5) profile picture
Ads@adsfig5Oct 23
Male fancasts of James Bond are just a way for these men to express which famous guy they’d like to have sex with. I’ve heard maybe two suggestions from men that are actually serious
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They're nationalizing Mass Effect
PC Gamer (@pcgamer) profile picturePC Gamer
@pcgamerOct 22
Canadian politician calls on government to help BioWare workers buy the studio and run it themselves pcgamer.com/games/mass-effec…
Canadian politician calls on government to help BioWare employees buy the studio and run it...

Canadian politician calls on government to help BioWare employees buy the studio and run it...

Avi Lewis, leader of one of Canada's top opposition parties, is not a fan of private equity.

pcgamer.com
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Image from Ghoul City 🧟‍♂️ (@TheGhoulCity)
BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) profile pictureBRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 21
JUST IN: 🇸🇦 Saudi Aramco oil field attacked.
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Unfortunately, Bioware really only had 3 distinct options going forward. (I am probably not the first person to make this joke)
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BioWare (@bioware) profile pictureBioWare
@biowareOct 21
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Jack (@GayLaVie) profile picture
Jack@GayLaVieOct 21
We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Your laughing? Bolsonaro is forcefeming his chud supporters and you’re laughing?
Ciudadano Roberto Kiltro (@RobertoMerken) profile pictureCiudadano Roberto Kiltro
@RobertoMerkenOct 19
🔴 CAMPAÑA DE FLÁVIO BOLSONARO ESTÁ UTILIZANDO INTELIGENCIA ARTIFICIAL PARA CAMBIAR LA APARIENCIA DE SUS SEGUIDORES Manipulación digital de sus actos, donde adherentes habrían sido transformados en mujeres. Sería una alteración deliberada de la imagen pública de sus seguidores. Los monarcas de las redes sociales y de la IA están atentando contra la democracia.
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If Luigi had hit that CEO with an SUV he would be walking free right now
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 18
Kansas Mom Who Drove Truck Into Youth Soccer Game, Killing 2, Released Without Charges tmz.me/4dJYvlp
Kansas Mom Who Drove Truck Into Youth Soccer Game, Killing 2, Released Without Charges

Kansas Mom Who Drove Truck Into Youth Soccer Game, Killing 2, Released Without Charges

The woman who plowed her pickup truck into a youth soccer game in Kansas, killing 2 people and injuring 10 others, has been released from custody ... and she hasn't been charged with a crime.

tmz.com
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"adults-only" holmes and watson are finally going to fuck nasty style. is that what you meant
nikk 🫨 (@neptunestardust) profile picturenikk 🫨@neptunestardustOct 18
giving watson a bigger role as if he isn’t the NARRATOR
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jua♡ni@juanipostingOct 15
como vas a encajar la trompita ahi te amo
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Before and after the dog park
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Why does grok keep turning Koreans into perverts
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YENA (@yena_jang_) profile pictureYENA
@yena_jang_Oct 14
Replying to @ichig0mirukuS2
궁디팡팡해주고싶다 하ㅜㅜㅜ
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This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
Haberin Var Mı? (@HVMHaber) profile pictureHaberin Var Mı?
@HVMHaberOct 14
Ağırlığının farkında olmayan bebek fil, oynamak istediği adam onu taşıyamayınca hayal kırıklığına uğradı.
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