I write Go. (sometimes it compiles ;) Built https://xitter.cf/t.co/RxMbEhlDFW More projects @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/QVhZNSj0h6 I use Arch btw ;)

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined February 2024
Designed a URL shortener that handles 100 million requests/day , built and tested it in a sim tool.
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Without checking, I already knew which school did this.
Get in joor Destiny changer 😭😭😭
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I’m not saying this is a fact, just a thought. Many companies, especially in Nigeria, are more willing to take a chance on a first-class graduate because their academic record gives them something verifiable to trust.
Ngl, a 5.00 graduate has a better chance of landing a job than you, who spent years perfecting a skill.
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Ngl, a 5.00 graduate has a better chance of landing a job than you, who spent years perfecting a skill.
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Where is your second head?
RE-INTRODUCING TO YOU, THE TRAILBLAZER AND PACE-SETTER AT @UnilorinNGR πŸš€πŸ”₯ FRANCIS JOSEPH OLUSEGUN πŸŽ“ B.SC. MATHEMATICS πŸ† CGPA: 5.0/5.0 βœ… BEST GRADUATING STUDENT, DEPARTMENT OF MATHEMATICS βœ… BEST GRADUATING STUDENT, FACULTY OF PHYSICAL SCIENCES βœ… OVERALL BEST GRADUATING STUDENT, UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN βœ… FIRST-EVER 5.0/5.0 CGPA IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN EXCELLENCE SPEAKS. LEGACY FOLLOWS. πŸ†πŸ”₯ #UNIVERSITYOFILORIN #MATHEMATICS #ACADEMICEXCELLENCE #TRAILBLAZER
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Tinubu has been awfully quiet about the PHP vulnerability. What a president.
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sqlc?
type inference from .sql files has been achieved internally ORMs are toast
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Looks like everyone is now addressing the ElePHPant in the room πŸ˜‚
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If you use AI to write your commit messages, I will never take you seriously
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Resisting the urge to build an entire backend framework on top of my own HTTP server.
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Replying to @scaas_info
You can't call it trash. On Windows we say "recycle bin"
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Chrome extensions on WhatsApp Web.
I wish WhatsApp had a feature that could summarize voice notes. Someone sends you a 7-minute voice note and WhatsApp just tells you: β€œHe’s asking to borrow money.” Thank you. Saved me 7 minutes.
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Just opened Twitter, and this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen today.
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